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acai berry cleanse

Yet another diet craze in the never ending quest to avoid simply eating healthy and exercising, it combines the all natural and recently discovered health benefits of juice from the acai berry (unsold prune juice left over from the 80's) with the effects of receiving no less than 50 spam emails a day on the topic (vomiting from shear disgust) to rid the body of unhealthy toxins (any recently eaten food) and unnecessary weight (water)
Dana: I need to lose that last 5 pounds.

Paul: Have you tried the new acai berry cleanse? It's all natural....like sticking your finger down your throat...but without all the negative connotations that comes with bulimia.
by calihog August 3, 2009
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Before He Cheats

The name of an awful song by none other than Carrie Underwood, who might as well be the utter nadir of music. This song comprises the absolute worst music in recorded history. No words can describe the torment of listening to pop country music, including this trash. I curse the day that Carrie won American Idol. In all seriousness, this song blows for how noble, proud and strong she tries to be on this one. Everything I said here is in reverse too. I mean, she's elevating herself from the basic visceral joy imagining busting somebody's overdetailed four-wheel drive! This doesn't make her seem strong, independent or respectable at all; she is weak, impulsive, vulnerable, thoughtless and immature for choosing to bust her boyfriend's truck in half a dozen ways. Break up with him instead, Carrie!
"Maybe next time, he'll think before he cheats..."
by Super Tips March 24, 2023
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This Game Cheats

What most people yell at there video games when the CPU seems to be cheating. This usually happens when the CPU does something no one could possibly pull off and/or is being completely unfair.
Markus: OMG THIS GAME CHEATS IT KEEPS SCORING SHOTS FROM LIKE HALF COURT.
Sane Individual: How can the game be cheating at itself.
Markus: I... I don't know...
by Alex the Chao November 16, 2009
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Juice Cleanse

Expensive bottles that harbor an inexpensive carrot/broccoli liquid that more or less help with a BM (bowel movement)/or more commonly known as a shit
"I really wanted to drop 8 pounds before a party this weekend so I thought what better way to shit out your weight than with a juice cleanse."
by The Original Shitter December 15, 2013
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Cleanser

This occurs usually after a heavy night of drinking and a dirty kebab. A cleanser involves anal leakage, controlable gas and stomach cramps. It is advised to have a mini milk and e45 cream to hand during a cleanser. A shower post cleanser is also advised.
Dude have you got any mini milks i need to have a cleanser.

Im just nipping home for a cleanser i may be a while.

Dont come in im cleansing.
by maxine1 October 28, 2011
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facial cleanser

A face wash that is supposed to clean and rejuvenate your face but 70% of the time makes it worse.
Girl 1: Hey, I bought the new Super Clean Happy Face facial cleanser.
Girl 2: Look at my face and think about it for awhile before using.
by Samantha Felicia Rose April 7, 2015
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Colon Cleanser

Craft some anal beads with mentos and insert them up your ass, after about 20 mentos in length roll onto your back and prop your ass into the air; empty a 591mL bottle of diet coke into your rectum. This stimulates pleasure receptors with a bubbly sensation.
My girlfriend wouldn't let me give her anal so I got my revenge with a colon cleanser.
by Poutine Pirate May 1, 2010
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