Coconut Crawdaddy

A sexual routine involving a coconut, one cooked crawfish, and one living crawfish. While in the missionary position a coconut is broken over the women's head to ensure she is limp for the following, the cooked crawfish is inserted into the anus and the living into the vagina, both are then sucked out broken open, dipped in the coconut milk and eaten. It is a favorite among southern Cajuns and the French.

"You haven't eaten crawfish until you have had the coconut crawdaddy"

Kacey - "Kota, why are your limping"
Kota - "I got Coconut Crawdaddy-ed last night and the live one got a little feisty"

by kyle Zeterbergz April 11, 2011

The crawdaddy grab

When a man is taking a urinating, the act of grabbing the penis and testicles to avoid leaking in the pants.

Ah man, I dripped in my pants! You should have used the crawdaddy grab.

by Karl Foote November 5, 2005

Clapdaddying

When you comment on someones post calling the hot not knowing their age but then they tell you theyre a minor

Person one: what did jacob do?
Person 2: hes being clapdaddying on my sisters posts

by Yourdachokedtodeathonmyfatdick April 16, 2020

Clayday

A day to celebrate all the Clays in the world

Hey Clay happy Clayday

by CLAYHOE January 2, 2020

CharDaddy

A Charcoal BBQ. The Daddy of all BBQ'S. The worlds leading selling BBQ on the market.

The CharDaddy BBQ is the only BBQ a real Daddy will ever need to cook and provide for the whole family.

by CharDaddy BBQ September 4, 2020

Citydaddy

When your daddy is from the city

Hey Citydaddy I'm horny

by Jocelyn Sanders December 7, 2020

candaddyan

canadian daddies, such as ghost

me: ghost's canadian
ghost: no u cum loving bottom ass looking twink im candaddyan

by keebomybeloved May 3, 2021