Claudine

Claudine is a wonderful,graceful, yet agressive name. She is like a sour patch kid. First sour when you meet them. But once you get to know her, she turns sweet! Get close to her and she'll be by your back. Claudines have very good sence of memory. Sometimes too good to blackmail you, but just to make fun of you. They're very funny and hyper. Lots of them love skittles. Sometimes a little too much. Claudines are very inteligent and nerdy.

Girl : Have you seen Claudine? Shes very mean!

Girl2 : Yeah, but if you get to know her better then i bet you would take that back.

by Assilemoo. October 7, 2011

claudespot

A claudespot is the most comfortable place you can be at or sit at of all alternatives given.

- This seat is so uncomfortable, mate!
- Well I got the claudespot in the couch!

by walkingtrauma August 6, 2010

Penta Claus

a rich & evil person taking care of the poor and needy not because it's good for them but because it's good for his own will.

Pablo Escobar was South America's Penta Claus for all seasons

by kelamist December 7, 2018

disco santa claus

An older gentleman who believes he is cooler than he is. He thinks he is edgy, but since he is so old it just comes off as being cute.

Hey I was just playing Clint Eastwood in COD, he thought he was dirty hairy, but I made him look like a disco santa claus.

by digitalogic8 January 21, 2011

dirty santa claus

when a Mall Santa picks up and places an innocent child on his lap close enough to "the zone" to grow a chubby.

You can never be too sure when your unsuspecting child might be participating in a dirty santa claus. Stay away from Malls in December!

by Dr. Simulacra December 13, 2013

Satan Claus

Satan claus is the true villian behind XXXmas. He delivers grief and pain to all the bad little boys and girls. He’ll burn down houses and make it look like it was the christmas lights. It was his reindeer that ran over grandma. He’ll shove coal so far up your stocking you'll be coughing up diamonds. Do not try to start a raging inferno fire in the fireplace to keep him out, because he likes it hot. Close the flu and board up the chimney, ‘cause Satan Claus is on his way.

The Xmas song:
He knows when your are sleeping,
He knows when you're on the can,
He'll hunt you down and blast your ass from here to Pakistan.
You better not breathe, you better not move,
You're better off dead, I'm telling you, dude.
Santa Claus is gunning you down!

Bad little boy: Do I hear hooves on the roof?
Dad: Get the shotgun, it’s Satan Claus!
Satan: Come here little boy, you're on my list! You've been very naughty! Ho-Ho-Ho!

by Rude Dolph December 15, 2003

claudina

The most beautiful girl in the world. Her smile lights up the room. She is caring, funny, and considerate. She loves everyone and is kind. All and all she is amazing kind and generous.

1. Isn’t Claudina just beautiful?
2. Yeah she is

by the.greatest August 13, 2020