pre nut clarity

Pre nut clarity is when a male experiences post nut clarity before the jerking session.

Josh: Dude did you jack off?
Brian: No dude. Pre nut clarity hit me. I couldn't even start.

by Inga68969 November 18, 2020

Claritza

Claritza's are the most phenomenal type of people you will ever meet. They are basically their own species becase they're superhuman. Claritza's have hips that don't lie and are immensely selfless, intelligent, courageous, and have asses that won't quit. You're a chosen one if you get to be a Claritza.

"How'd your date go, Billy?"
"Aw man, she was the bomb. She was a total Claritza."
"No way, I'm jealous. Rarely anyone ever meets a Claritza."

by Spencer Shillington October 6, 2013

Clarity fap

When you are undecided about a girl and jerk it before seeing her only to find it was your dick thinking. Now that its over you really dont want to see her so you make up a bs excuse to not go out

Blake wanted to go out with this girl whos been screwing with his head for way too long, luckily he had a clarity fap beforehand now he doesnt want to see her.

by CruelAmen November 11, 2017

A Moment Of Clarity

The shittiest metal core band in Massachusetts. Band members consisting of Vibhor Sharma as vocalist, Peter as guitarist, Kevin Landers as bassits and main fatass, JV as second guitarist, and Conor Deer as drums. With cheesy tag line "Girl you DTF?" this band screams immature, literally! The band was formed in 2010. Their first song released on Myspace was titled 'Places Where You Shouldn't Get Poison Ivy'. The band somehow manages to book many shows across New England. Though defeat and cancellations because venue owners don't want "goth faggots" playing, AMOC finds a way. If you do see them live, prepare to be let down. Their songs on Myspace are so auto tuned that they sound nothing like represented. Also expect to be insulted and in tears for lack of better music.

Person A: Yo man, want to hit up a concert tonight?
Person B: Hell yeah, dude! Let's see whose playing at the Wonderland Ballroom tonight.
Person C: Guys, NO! I heard A Moment Of Clarity is playing there tonight. Remember what happened when we saw them live last time?
Person A: Fuck no let's go somewhere else, they're terrible.
Person B: Yeah! Let's go to a concert with a GOOD band.

by massachusettsman January 20, 2011

Clarion Area High School

A place worse than mental institute. 90% of the students are hicks and incest babies. The teachers don't know jack shit. The only thing this school has going for it is the special ED kids that will work for free

Kid 1: I go to Clarion Area High School
Kid 2: ( Runs and screams in terror)

by Moist Mike May 28, 2019

clarity wank

You've found a potential fuck buddy! But you aren't sure if you actually want to fuck them...
Are you just horny and desperate?

Have a clarity wank!

Wank.. then look at your next potential fuck buddy online to see if you think they are still hot after you've blown your load.!

Boy 1: So did you fuck that girl?
Boy 2: No I had a clarity wank and decided she's not really that hot

by BankAllDay69 January 22, 2015

post ejaculation clarity

The minutes and hours after ejaculation when a man's brain becomes very clear and he is able to reflect, plan, and make difficult decisions without his sexual urges clouding his thoughts and judgement. It is also known as post nut clarity .

Brendan: Yo bro, I think I might marry this girl! She's all I've been thinking about all week.
Joe: Whoa!! Slow down there buddy, how about you think about this after jerkin off? Trust me, the universe appears completely different when you have that post ejaculation clarity!

by my_own_summer September 22, 2019