Ass Clappa

Moron. Fool. A-Hole. Wack. Silly, stupid person.

I heard you fell down the stairs drunk and put your head throught the wall. You is a "ass clappa".

by downlinden July 23, 2009

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Clappage

The sound of moist testicles slapping against anus during heterosexual gymnastics.

Nelly: By gad, Sir Rupert you were going at it hammer and tongs last night.
Sir Rupert: Aye, I don't doubt you could hear my clappage all the way down in the servants quarters, but my wife is a dirty bint who needs it hard.
Nelly: Will Sirs balls need a scrubbing?

by Sally Walnut April 28, 2011

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clappable

when a chick doesn’t have the ideal size cheeks, butt a rodsmith knows he will make them clap nonetheless

“her butt isn’t the phattest, however those cheeks are definitely clappable”

by sretaw, trebor November 18, 2019

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clappa

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a womans genital

-"i naild that piece of fine clappa"

-"Momma where did i come from, my clappa billy"

by poodytang July 24, 2006

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Clapasaurus

1. A dinosaur that contracted gonorrhea, and got exiled from the village. Where is this village, who knows?
2.A person with gonorrhea who has a voice that is almost like a pterodactyl screech.

Some person who's an expert on dinos: you can see that this poor, reckless dinosaur was exiled from it's village due to it contracting the clap. Thus making it a clapasaurus.
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A person who is an expert on the raspy whisper of gonorrhea outlaws: so as you can see, due to this person's voice, they are a clapasaurus.

by Satan's Anal Beads June 3, 2015

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