Lappable

1.Able to comfortably place on one's lap.

Sarah:"well only if theres enough room in the car billy!"
Billy:"well your just about the only one who's lappable Sarah!"

by Billy Sheehan! March 3, 2008

Clappal Tunnel Syndrom

Mental fatigue which prevents you from clapping. Caused by over exposure to applause at a meaningless childrens school event where every parent feels the need to clap anytime a persons name is mentioned.

Principal: ( who just finished reading the names of all 500 students who mastered the pencil shapener this year) "Before we recognize all the students who received a grade this year, how about another round of applause for all these future writers".....
Wife: " Honey, your not clapping!?"
Husband: "My hands are worn out and I'm going to need them so that I can shove a spike in my head to relieve the pressure from Clappal Tunnel Syndrom"

by Raleighwood October 8, 2011

Clapplebees

Catching chlamydia from an Applebee's bathroom or the consequence of a Thursday night at club Applebee's.

I have bad news, Steve, I may have given you the clapplebees.

by BvdGalLili January 14, 2015

Carpable

When a lake seems like terrible but at least you can catch something there.

Fisherman 1:“This lake is terrible”
Fisherman 2: “It’s carpable”

by Fisherman 2 November 5, 2022

Bo-Capable

When one achieves something most people would consider impossible or unachievable. Successfully completing an act that would be considered insane, while sane.

Dude, that was so Bo-Capable did you really just jump that semi truck?!

by Boferre July 5, 2010

campable

most of us had had that time when we go to camp and had a lack of sexual activities (hook up, feeling up, etc...). we see some girls that aren't the per-say best looking/most attractive girls, but they are good for camp. Thus, they are campable. You wouldn't hook up with them ever at home, but since it's camp, they are perfect.

You: Oh dude, she has a nice ass, but her rack is sorta small.
Friend: Yeah, she's campable at best.

by soxfan406 May 21, 2012

Clappage

The sound of moist testicles slapping against anus during heterosexual gymnastics.

Nelly: By gad, Sir Rupert you were going at it hammer and tongs last night.
Sir Rupert: Aye, I don't doubt you could hear my clappage all the way down in the servants quarters, but my wife is a dirty bint who needs it hard.
Nelly: Will Sirs balls need a scrubbing?

by Sally Walnut April 28, 2011