capitan underpants

snap and he will be right there. from the comic book. at first a grouchy old principle until he was hypnotized.
TRA LA LAAAAAAA

Help me capitan underpants

by rodimus_prime2426 June 8, 2017

capitan cock ass

capitan cock ass is how you describe a complete morron who think you like them when you actually despise them

shut up capitan cock ass

by hockeylover87 November 25, 2020

Kayla Capistran

A Beautiful girl that hides her feelings from her crush,Who is really funny,She also likes to hang out with her friends,Yet still has more guy friends,If you know a KAYLA Capistran keep her in your life!!!

Kayla Capistran is awesome!!

by Naabsjdidkdj November 12, 2018

Capitan

1 sexually attractive: Fit female, Capitan is not to be used on a male.
2 Capitan describes a women that is attractive and recieves alot of interest and attention.

The lady in the red top is Capitan;
Look at the arse on that capitan!

by SQMR March 31, 2009

Capt Kirk or El Capitan Kirk

Capt Kirk or El Capitan Kirk

Very good looking, brave, daring, smart, sexy, loyal and unpredictable.

A one of a kind in thinking and in person. Can easily be confused with cocky and often miss understood. People who are called by this name are powerful individuals and should never be under estimated in any way.

One such individual can be found around the Seattle area.

A reference to the famed Capitan Kirk of Star track.

Once again "Capt Kirk or El Capitan Kirk" saved the copy Machine.

by Snake Eyes again December 13, 2010

El capitano

When someone drives a boat and there sex appeal increases by at least 10 points.

When cam drives a boat he is el capitano and it makes me wet.

by Riancz October 3, 2015

el capitano

Exceedingly and visibly hung over, to the point of being unable to function.

Yeah, man, I was feeling pretty shitty at work the next day, but Tom was el capitano - passed out in his own vomit in the back room.

by the_amadaun September 29, 2005