clawhammer

Someone that has little or no experience or skills in activities, actions, etc.

God, that clawhammer couldn't hit the broadside of a barn if his life depended on it.

by Un4given April 19, 2003

clawhammer

Big dick

WoW that guy has a big clawhammer

Damn he could satisfy a blue whale with that clawhammer.

by clawhammer April 16, 2003

Claphapel

A word with no grammatical limitations. Can be used in any situation.
1. Defined as "when you're like uh.. ah... arggh@".
A translation being: when you wake up (or are woken up) early in the morning, and you're already mentally active when you're on the computer.
2. A general term of annoyance and frustration, though not very harsh.

'That's what u get when u claphapel me this early'
'You're claphapeled all the time'
'You're not a very claphapelly person.'

by The masked invader of minds January 24, 2009

Clayhammered

The act of getting so out of your head inebriated that you black out and piss any and everywhere.

Brad - Dude... you got Clayhammered last night! You pissed in my grandfather's stove!

Jake - NOT AGAIN!

by B-radicool March 31, 2009

clamhammer

A violent blow delivered to the vagina.

Tracey: "Karen attacked me, so I gave her a good old fashioned clamhammer!"
Stacey: "Nice!"

by turbogeek421 March 13, 2024

Claphazard

adj - Being reckless, moving through life without care, being downright dangerous. Usually refers to a group's actions

Carl: Guys, don't you think we are getting a bit claphazard here?
Mike: Who the fuck says claphazard

by MikeyPenis May 22, 2024