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Clamp Sex 

Using a clamp to widen the vaginal lips so a flaccid penis may be inserted for maximum pleasure.
I had AMAZING clamp sex last night.
Clamp Sex by Anal Beverage June 7, 2016
Related Words

clamp down

To pursue a female (see def. slosher) generally younger than you in hope of having sexual relations.
clamp down - "Wallis clamp down on that slosher"
clamp down by Bosh Hendo June 4, 2010

Clamp Vag 

When a girls being ridiculously frigid about other girls having sex with boys.
"She said you're a slag cos you shagged a guy she once had a "thing" for."
"JESUS, she's such a clamp vag"
Clamp Vag by kittykittykitty February 4, 2009

clamp your ham 

Play on words for "clap your hands". It's a popular visual pun meme on the internet.
If you're happy and you know it clamp your ham
clamp your ham by pseudonym1812 August 25, 2017

clamp slapper 

When a guy pins a girl (or boy) to the ground with his legs, and straddles her while clamping her body ... then continues to whack her on the head with his cock (also known as cock slapping).
While wrestling, Jimmy ending up giving Sally a nice clamp slapper!
When she bothers me I just threaten to clamp slap her.
clamp slapper by Van Mad August 10, 2006

Clamp Jumper

A man hoe, jumping from clamp to clamp but not to confused by a clamp thief, who steals clamps from coworkers
Bobby went out with Betsy at 6pm after that had drinks with Jo'ann, he is a clamp jumper
Clamp Jumper by maximillianV December 11, 2017