An Oakland clamshell is performed using 3 Necessary Objects, a bulldozer, a large black dildo, a box of Frosted Flakes and your local fat black woman. To proceed with this maneuver you must attach the dildo to the bulldozer (creating the dildozer) you must also make a trail leading to a location near the dildozer (leading your local black woman) and when one appears you must be ready on the dildozer and proceed to ram her anus. Then without letting her escape you must lift her using the dildozer once this maneuver has been successfully completed you must shake her on the dildo causing a violent squirting orgasm. Then this has been completed successfully.
Man 1: I finally did my first Oakland clamshell last night!
Man 2: no way, that maneuver is way to intense.
Man 1: hell yeah I did! It wasn’t easy she put up quite the fight!
Man 2: no way, that maneuver is way to intense.
Man 1: hell yeah I did! It wasn’t easy she put up quite the fight!
by Crusty clamshell February 21, 2019
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Works best when the male is lying on his back and girl clamshells his penis off his pelvic area.
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Verb: Clamshelling
Past Tense: Clamshelled
Verb: Clamshelling
Past Tense: Clamshelled
1.) I was talking to my bitch but she started to get all straight funky whack so I clamshelled that bitch.
2.) Keep talking shit or I gonna be clamshelling your ass
2.) Keep talking shit or I gonna be clamshelling your ass
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Girl 1: Remember when ole girl's picture got leaked?
Girl 2: Oh, you talking about the Camisha Leak?
Girl 3: Yeah girl, tragic.
Girl 2: Oh, you talking about the Camisha Leak?
Girl 3: Yeah girl, tragic.
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