Clarksonesque

Of or relating to the antics of the great Jeremy Clarkson, prophet of the powerslide and mankind's savior against speed cameras, speed limits, nanny states, Korean cars, traffic cops, Piers Morgans, dull journalism, caravans, global warming nonsense, hybrids, and anything else preventing you from your right to do 120mph on public roads. Such antics include drifting, perfectly offensive comical taste, being very tall and sort of old and fat, falling down, catching on fire, exploding things, and yelling POWERRRRRR!!1!!!11 while doing all of the above. Top Gear is the primary producer of all things Clarksonesque.

He adopted a Clarksonesque attitude towards fixing his old car; He pulled out the biggest hammer he could find and beat the shit out of it

by WTF_raeG_poT October 8, 2011

Clacky

The irritating noise made when you need a drink.

"Get a drink clacky mouth."

by mattyp01 March 11, 2013

clickshift

When you go to click on something and the whole page shifts before you click and you end up on something entirely different. Highly prevalent on mobile devices.

I was trying to click on that cat pic then the fucking clickshift got me!

by ConfusedNerd March 28, 2015

5 Clicks To Jesus

A game played using the website wikipedia. You start out by pressing the random article button. From that random article, the user has five clicks on hyperlinks to go from wiki page to wiki page to hopefully end up at the Jesus of Nazareth page by the fifth click.

"I can't believe Josh went 5 clicks to Jesus from they Osney Mill wikipedia page."

by Khamey January 30, 2010

Clarkson

¹One big noisy thing with pubes for hair

²An infantile pillock! That needs to tidy up a mess he has advertently caused.

³An insufferable oaf!

⁴A male human that resembles an Orangutan

"CLARKSON!!"

by TedCourse April 27, 2020

crackship

A relationship that is so insane, it must be on crack. Relatively common in fan fiction.

Can you believe some guy wrote a fanfic about Captain America and Flounder from The Little Mermaid?! What a crackship!

by H@rdc0re March 20, 2008

clickety clackety

The sound of a number of keyboards being typed upon in an otherwise quiet office.

You could tell it was a busy time in the office because of the lack of conversation, and incessant clickety clackety going all morning.

by Promoter of lols December 2, 2017