cagna pregna

Italian words, literally meaning "pregnant bitch", used to express surprise or to catch someone's attention.

Che film del porco dio, cagna pregna.
Poor movie, pregnant bitch.

Ma hai le orecchie foderate, cagna pregna?
Did you listen to me, pregnant bitch?

by giassai November 23, 2010

Cigarection

A word to describe the feeling a person develops when craving the nicotine satisfaction provided by tobacco products.

A person will often signal their cigarection to another person by placing an unlit cigarette in their mouth, pointing down, then slowly raising it upward in a fashion similar to the development of a penile erection. If the other person also has a cigarection, they will then proceed to join them out of doors for a session of tobacco consumption.

This word is particularly common amongst core analysts and bee keepers.

"Gee, drilling all these plugs is really giving me a cigarection"

"These bees are behaving inappropriately, I'm off to satisfy my cigarection"

"I have a boner and a cigarection, I think I can manage to simultaneously smoke and wank while the boss isn't looking"

by Ajit_Singh January 15, 2013

Laramie Cigarettes

A fictional cigarette company found in the Simpsons. It is often used to satirize cigarette advertisements in the media.

"God bless mommy, and daddy, and Laramie Cigarettes."

"Because we aren't allowed to advertise on television (takes a smoke)...ah, that sweet Carolina smoke...."

"I'm as happy as a smoker taking that first puff in the morning!"

by ClassicRockSovereign October 22, 2009

cigarette daydream

A daydream that last the length of time it takes to smoke a cigarette.

I had a cigarette daydream I left this town behind.

by iampandora May 14, 2015

cigarette soup

cigarette soup is the voluntarily unknown consumption of a canned beer or soda that has previously been used as an ashtray or a spittoon for chewing tobacco. This is most likely to occur during keg parties, like minded social gatherings, and occasionally from mischievous pranksters.

While Derek was half dazed from puking in the toilet, he asked Brandon for an opened can of soda to drink. Brandon didn’t realize that he had given Derek a can of cigarette soup, until he yelled, “What the fuck?!”, before vomiting even more than ever.

by yyuryyubicuryy4me June 17, 2018

british cigarette

Slang term for fag or faggot. Specifically used on Facebook and other forms of social networking to avoid getting a post removed.

Bobby, stop being a British cigarette.

by TheBEAVR December 18, 2017

Cianan

Cianan is a totally good-looking person who's shy at the beginning but really crazy and assertive once you get to know him. He never says no to hanging out with his friends. He is completely reliable and can be easily trusted, he bottles up his feelings most of the time so expect to be hurt when you get into a fight. He knows about second chances but doesn't really use it often because he just doesn't think that everyone deserves them. He is extremely smart and can beat you in a game of chess. He has a passion for music and energy drinks so it wouldn't be surprising if he has a collection of empty cans/bottles. Once you ruin his good opinion on you, it becomes difficult to regain that, so don't play with his feelings because he's been through enough.

Girl 1: see that cute guy there?
Girl 2: yea?
Girl 1: he's a Cianan.

by MerlinMcPhee June 22, 2012