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Diarrhoea Hayeswall

The Diarrhoea Hayeswall is a 2 Person Sexual Activity which involves the taking of Laxatives. Once taken, the Man or Woman must lay upside down against a wall with their face towards the wall. The second person must lay on their back behind the Hayeswaller. The Hayeswall will proceed to Shit explosively pooling their shit over their arse until it runs of the back and down into the "Eaters" mouth. Professional Diarrhoea Hayeswallers will be able to Shit into both the "Eaters" and the "Hayeswallers" mouths at the same time.
Before my sister had her Gymnastics meet I decided I would get some revenge on her by spiking her sports drink with Laxatives.

When we got to the meet she was complaining of a stomach ache but she went on to do her performance anyway.

She went out and performed her routine and it was going well, until during her Handstand routine, upside down and in front of everyone, she Shat explosively, everywhere!

It tore right through her Leotard and created a fountain that ran right down her body and into her face and mouth.

It was the perfect Diarrhoea Hayeswall revenge!
by Hayeswall 2.0 November 4, 2013
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Criarrhea

Criarrhea is the phenomenon in which you throw a packet of hot cocoa mix at someone's face and eyes, making their eyes sting and they begin to cry. The tears mix with the cocoa mix and, together, runs down their face; the result looks like diarrhea.
*Bob throws an open packet of cocoa mix at Jill*

Jill: MY EYES! YOU BITCH! *Jill begins to cry*

Bob: Haha, you have criarrhea now!
by Thegunk April 12, 2010
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Diarrhoea

Diarrhoea. DIE-A-RO-EE-UH.....wtf?
by Lord Diarrhea November 12, 2007
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Diarrhoea

A glorious shitshow that keeps on coming.
and the diarrhoea kept on coming during the orchestra, it was a glorious shitshow for the pianist that day.
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frequency diarrhoea

1. the noise a synthesizer can make when you output a large amount of random frequencies and noise.

2. the noise a delay unit makes when a high-feedback high-delay factor echo is modulated at a high speed.

3. the noise a guitar or bass can make when certain harmonic frequencies are louder and more disruptive. most of the time, this only happens when a lot of distortion or very high gain is applied to the effect line up.
i can't stop my amp from emitting frequency diarrhoea all over the place.

when i throw the bit-crusher on the guitar track it creates a large amount of frequency diarrhoea.

my synth keeps making frequency diarrhoea every time there is silence in between notes.
by CurvedMirror July 2, 2008
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chiarrhea

aggressive diarrhea due to excessive consumption of chia seeds.
(via text from a restaurant bathroom) - Dude, stuck on the shitter with chiarrhea from those seeds you gave me.
by pinkers April 2, 2011
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diarrhoeabubble

Starts as a fart but ends up filling your pants with shite. Often takes a bubble form. A ball of liquid poo.
I was goin down on her an a masive diarrhoea bubble attacked me.
by Makbeth April 29, 2005
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