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Get the crunches mug.A made up word started at Belle Vernon PA Wal mart by a bunch of bored unloaders, its generally refers to a problem, issue, or just said at random, variations are crunchtastic, cruncherific, crunchlicious and anything else you can make up
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Get the Crunchery mug.A Virtual Leap Cruncher (VLC) is a metaphysical experience whose purpose is to disrupt the focus and concentration of a remote individual by another person with specific training and sufficient experience to deliver the disruptive force through a leap of the mind which is capable of transcending the barriers of space and time. A VCL is not intended to inflict physical or mental harm but rather is designed to disorient the recipient via an unexpected metaphysical encounter (the crunch) elevating the recipient to a new plane of awareness. The new insights gained by the recipient may last for minutes, days, months, years, decades or a lifetime.
1. Dave delivered a virtual leap cruncher that confused Gary for two hours.
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2. I was hesitant to deliver a virtual leap cruncher.
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Get the Virtual Leap Cruncher mug.A Leap Cruncher delivered with additional metaphysical intensity causing the recipient to drop whatever he or she is holding or carrying with such force that it resembles a small earthquake. The first Eureka Leap Cruncher, or as it became known, the “Earthquake Leap Cruncher”, is named for the city of Eureka, CA where it was delivered with the equivalent of an earthquake measuring 10.0 on the Richter Scale.
The Eureka Leap Cruncher caught Gary off guard and caused him to drop his armload of important documents.
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Get the eureka leap cruncher mug.Either the large or the small intestine of a pig. Considered by most to be the most revolting cuisine on earth, and because of this, many Colombians use the word as an offense.
Quitese de aqui Cari-Chunchurria! (Get out of here, Chunchurria face!) Uy no, como que usted no se ha bañado! Vaya a bañarse que huele a chunchurria! (Damn you smell like you haven't showered! Go take a shower, you smell like Chunchurria!)
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