Chrisomalis

General term for a loser who writes lists on the internet.

Wow you compiled a list of hot dog recipes? You're such a chrisomalis!

by Lycanthropologist April 9, 2019

Christopath

A christian fanatic who tries enforce their archaic and unhealthy beliefs on the rest of society, to its detriment. As an example, the belief that marital rape doesn't exist because women should submit to their husbands in marriage in all ways, or the belief that homosexuals are evil and should be treated badly. (And yes, I grew up with both of these beliefs generally accepted in rural Iowa 50 years ago).

The Christopath longed for the good old days in America when there weren't any homosexuals and women had as many babies as God wanted them to.

by Had_Enough_37 April 20, 2020

christoplher

Some person who tried to type 'Christopher" but can't fucking spell

i hate christoplher

*christopher

by Globalwarmingyay May 16, 2017

Christobal Huet

When you are doing someone in bed, and they let you get through into them because they cannot block your private area from getting into their genetalia, like Huet cannot stop a puck from getting into his goal

Christobal Huet Goal Net sex hockey doing it

by Ajhgui May 24, 2009

christhalia

A very kind and loyal person who has a big heart and a creative personality. She is nice to everyone and is to afraid to hurt someone's feelings by saying no. She loves to say random facts and probably already remembered all of the periodic table. She's outgoing and can be shy at some times. A Christhalia is one of the best friends you can have. From giving you lunch money or holding your hair while you barf, she's always there to lend a hand.

Wow, aren't I lucky to have a Christhalia as my friend!

by NotAvailable... February 22, 2017

Christmallatio

A mix between Christmas and Fellatio.
The act of waking up your partner on Christmas morning with a bomb blowjob.
See Christmilingus for the female genitalia counterpart.

"Man, she gave me a Christmallatio this year."

by DarlaCassic January 3, 2021

christalie

Christalie is a caring person who would do anything for her friends. She is very socialized and intelligent. She's a friend who would always be with you till the end no matter what. She always speaks her mind and always help or protect others.

Person 1: Why is she so nice?
Person 2: She is a Christalie.

by AG17 August 23, 2018