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Christmas

A time when an obese, chubby, and hairy man with a body mass index of 'obesity category III' (before cookies) uses the illegal tactic of breaking and entering to raid your home, steal your cookies, and then leave presents that you will most likely be anticipating for the whole night.

Is literally invisible when you try to catch him in the act. Nothing will work. (Or course, unless, you use thermonuclear bombs.)
"How was your Christmas?"
"A bald obese guy broke into my home and stole my cookies."
"That's nice. What did you get?"
"Coal."
by Dboy69420 December 29, 2020
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Christmas Steve

The day before Christmas eve. This is the second last day to get all the presents bought.
It's too busy to travel on Christmas eve, I am heading home on Christmas Steve.
by win2day September 14, 2012
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Diarrhea Christmas Lights

Explosive squirts filled with colourful chunks that a video game uses to blind me.
Jimmy: Hey John, look at this awesome video game!
John: I cant, i already have looked at it. I now lack eyes.
Jimmy: Why?
John: You see, my eyes were caked with Diarrhea Christmas Lights, and that burned a permanent scar into my retinas. The pain was so unbearable I scooped my own eyes out with a spoon.
Jimmy: Oh ok
by Screaming_Egg April 1, 2020
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the day after christmas

kid 1- YAY CHRISTMAS
kid2- oh yay....but tomorrow is the 26th, the day after christmas... Most depressing day of the year. :/
by christmasluvr December 26, 2010
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Ghetto Christmas

When you ask for a HULK action figure and get a used Ken doll, painted green.
Where's the karate chop action on this piece of shit? Fuck, this is such a Ghetto Christmas
by Acid^Rogue October 12, 2003
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Christmas card terms

When the only contact you have with someone is at Christmas, or another time of year when you send or receive cards.
Person 1: Hey John sent me a Christmas card
Person 2: What ever happened to him?
Person 1: I don't know i haven't heard from him since last time he sent me a card.
Person 2: Down to Christmas card terms then.
by RichUncleSkeleton June 17, 2009
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dorky Christmas

"hey would you like to go back to my place and I give you a dorky Christmas?"
by Thomas Sister June 24, 2022
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