chortley

Chortley (n): A very obese, short man, resembling a chode.
Chortley was invented in 2007 and is awaiting websters approval for their dictionary.

Chortley is composed of the words CHODE, PORT, and RIPLEY. The man resembles a CHODE. He likes Sea Men, like a sea PORT. And hes in RIPLEY's believe it or not for being so unusually fat and chode-like.

"Wow, look at that fuckin' Chortley, hes such a dick. Lets go beat the shit out of him"

"Good Grief, you fat piece of shit, youre such a chortley, c'mon!"

by Brian Crane March 1, 2008

chuttle

The food that gets stuck in your keyboard.

I had enough chuttle in my keyboard to open a snack shack.

by Chris Callaway August 10, 2007

Cottleston Pie

A pie that is mentioned by Winnie the Pooh Bear in his philosophical piece, the Tao of Pooh. Used by him as a response to various riddles including, "Why does a chicken, I don't know why." So use this as an answer to anything.

Example: Joe- How do you use these condoms?
Mary- Cottleston, cottleston, cottleston pie.

Teacher- What is the square root of 56.9?
Student- Cottleston pie.

Dood- What is the meaning of life, the universe,
and everything?
Me- 42 cottleston pies.

by bezgurl February 13, 2006

kettle my chettle

OMG!, as in are you f*&^'ing kettling my chips? (derived from Kettle Chips being awesome potato chips, coming from "all that and a bag of chips")

Well kettle my chettle, Marge, I won the dang lottery!

by Ae5Ea8 August 18, 2015

Fum unda chittle

Dried from under cheese(Shmegma

This dried fum unda chittle has caused rashes and cuts around my thighs

by Yaggggi May 26, 2023

Throttle Cottle

To throttle ones penis whilst watching another man over a web cam throttle his

Im going to have a session of throttle cottle before my mum makes my tea

by throttle man June 16, 2010

chittle

The cheesy residue that is left on your fingers after eating cheetos.

The cheese crumbs left on your finger

I'm licking the yummy "chittle" on my fingers.. yummy

by Myssy October 29, 2008