Chooney

When you approach a Guinea pig With a fringe, boop them in the middle of the fringe.

I want to chooney your Guinea pig soooo bad
I will chooney you

by Spuper May 2, 2023

Chooney

When you approach a Guinea pig With a fringe and bop it in the middle of its fringe hole.

I want to chooney your Guinea pig
Oh your in for a Chooney

by Spuper May 2, 2023

wikipedia choose your own adventure

Noun. When you find a concept that a person who is brilliant wrote, that you don't understand. You open the wikipedia article about that concept, and open tabs in your browser for all of the links in that wikipedia article that you also don't understand. Eventually, you have 25 tabs open and you hit the terminal point where you understand, then you work your way backwards through the other 24 tabs until you understand it all. Choose your own adventure books were books that had many possible endings depending on the pages you chose. They were entertainment circa 1985.

How does MD5 hashing work? It uses one way functions...How do one way functions work? Uh oh, time for a wikipedia choose your own adventure.

by CPT Ron November 14, 2017

There is no word I can choose

This is when a human being wants to make their mark on the Urban Dictionary, but is unable to.

I want to type a word and definition in the Urban Dictionary, but there is no word I can choose.

by PerfectPizza9839 June 27, 2020

choose your own adventure

A response to a question when you don't really want to be the one to make the decision. Named after the books where you literally "choose your own adventure."

Person 1: Should we go to the mall and buy $75 sweaters, or help the homeless?

Person 2: I don't know. Choose your own adventure.

by JenThe80'sFan February 3, 2004

choose your own adventure

In message boards: These are normally topics that an author creates a main storyline, and have the other people periodically choose what action will follow next (usually at a critical point in the story). If done well, they can be one of the most enjoyable topics on a board.

NeoMario: Alex sees a girl comming towards him. He...

A) Walks up and tells her his name.
B) Runs away.
C) Casually say "Hi" when she gets close.
D) SeXX0rZ her FACE!!

MegamanEXE 2003:D!!!!111!!11
Cream: I think C ^.^
Ace: E) Ignore her since she's 300lb lesbian
gabbo: lol, then B :P

by NeoMario February 11, 2005

Chooley

Old sailor slang for a giant squid, kraken, or really, anything large with tentacles.

'Don't be goin over there, them's chooley waters.'

by Kilen October 29, 2008