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Chooch

Hey, pass your Juul over here, I wanna chooch
by Lil Zee 240 March 23, 2022
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Chooch

A word also used to describe a vape
Yo dude do you have your chooch
by Owen McEachern January 18, 2019
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Chooch

Chooch is a slang word for weed, pot, grass, and or marijuana.

Chooch also means high or stoned, or partaking in the act of getting high or stoned
Lets go get some Chooch!!

Dude I'm chooched.

Hey man u got any chooch?

I'm just chooching right now.
by ZeeKylle October 27, 2017
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Chooch

Slang word in new hampshire for a person with a big nose and a little schlong
me: i met up with a chooch last night
you: sorry babe
by Dukes79 May 20, 2010
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Chooch

To chooch is the act of using your, or another person's tears as lubricant for masturbation. There are multiple degrees of chooching.

first degree chooching is using your own tears and masturbating.
second degree chooching involves saving one's tears and using them at a later date as lubricant.
third degree chooching is the act of using another person's tears as lubricant.
My girlfriend broke up with me, and I was so sad that I became aroused. I had no lube available and thus had to use my own tears of lamentation in order to quench my erotic, sadness fueled chooch desires.
by uncoolpseudonym November 20, 2009
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Chooch

Blow, snow, cocaine, coke, nose candy
Yoo do we have any chooch left?
by TheHewbrewHammer May 26, 2020
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Chooch

Mario didn't put no stabilizer in his gas last year. The snowblower won't start and he wonders why. What a Chooch!
by Don E. Brook June 27, 2008
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