absolute chonker

(noun) A cat that would be defined as chonker but instead is even larger and more photogenic.

Friend: Who is that extra large lad over there?

Other Friend: Oh that is just my neighbors cat, he is an absolute chonker.

by ThisOnesForYouLucasAndIzzy November 15, 2019

Heckin chonker

Heckin chonker refers to someone morbidly obese, chonker refers to chonk, which refers to chunk, which refers to a chunk of fat. Heckin is the verb for heck, a word used to express amazement or disappointment depending on the context.

“That new kid jimmy is a real heckin chonker, I bet he sits around eating junk all day.”

by Pitbull (the real rapper) February 4, 2021

Timo Chonker

Timo is the most Chonkerist chonker in the world since he's so fat and chunky monkey poops cuz he's so chonker he's the most chonker in the world he can blast the whole world since he's so chonker cuz he's a timo chonker he likes calling people chonker because he is a chonker chonker chonker big fat chonker looking like a timo chonker so he's so chonker that he should go and chonker cuz he's the most chonkerest chunky monkie chunkerchonkeruiresrutreiuewschonker in the whole entire world since he's a timo chonker chonker chonker timo is so fucking chonker cuz he's chonker.

timo why u so damn chonker youChonkerist chonker in the world since he's so fat and chunky monkey poops cuz he's so chonker he's the most chonker in the world he can blast the whole world since he's so chonker cuz he's a timo chonker he likes calling people chonker because he is a chonker chonker chonker big fat chonker looking like a timo chonker so he's so chonker that he should go and chonker cuz he's the most chonkerest chunky monkie chunkerchonkeruiresrutreiuewschonker in the whole entire world since he's a timo chonker chonker chonker timo is so fucking chonker cuz he's chonker.

by Timos chonker cuz he ate dora January 13, 2021

Piddywickles and Chonkers

A traditional British dish, consisting of bangers and mash, crumpets, wotzits with a side of Marmite.

Thought to be first served by Lord Arthur Wadsworth-Wattinhton, first Earl of Hemel Hempstead when his team, The London Silly Ninnies won the English National soccer cup.

I'm surprised British People call Mac and cheese just Mac and cheese and not Piddywickles and Chonkers.

by Orinoco23 April 9, 2020

donkey chonker

Versatile slang connotating a person who sucks in some form or fashion, be it sexual in nature or un.

Can also be used as a verb, in a nonsuperlative manner, i.e. donkey chonk.

Ralph: Hey Johnny, check out the guy with the toilet roll hangin' out the back of his pants.
Johnny: Yeah, what a donkey chonker.

by King Sexy July 1, 2006

Sussy Chonker

Male genitalia that is so girthy in size that it's really Suspicous or Sussy on how it's even possible.

"Bro Guess What!?"
"What?"
"I got to see Tyler's Sussy Chonker last night!! It was so insane!"

by John_Pickle January 19, 2022

Chonker Bonker

A person with a preference for a larger bodied, potentially overweight, partner.

Synonymous with "Chubby Chaser"

Person 1 - "I'm more into the old Jonah Hill, I prefer chunky guys."
Person 2 - "You're such a Chonker Bonker!"

by $waggo$aurusFl€x August 14, 2020