commingled trash

Not having enough trash on the day the garbage truck collects trash, which is making you think you have to be next to a fort made of commingled recycled plastic bottles when nobody is around except for this weird guy that keeps running up and down the hallway at 2 AM screaming for profanity.

Oh no the garbage truck is here, but I am commingled trash!

by PenguinedPsyduck0xq0 March 3, 2021

Cum Chumming

When a person cums in the ocean hoping to attract a mermaid.

Becky had no idea Randall intended to go cum chumming before they went for an afternoon frolic in the bay.

by Numba one cum chumma April 15, 2014

fucking shawns comming

that stupid nigger that nobody likes and he eats all your food. atracted to fat ass female whales

fucking shawns comming god damit i hate that stupid nigger

by Italian boy March 11, 2008

chooming

“Chooming” is Hawaiian slang for smoking pot.

Don Ho and I were behind the hotel chooming some bud.

by Resbot Nermo of Apocraphy August 28, 2013

chumming

The act of dragging one's naked arse accross a floor using only one's arms to move forward. Much like a dog does when it has worms

I did a bit of chumming on Rick's floor last night, picked up a few splinters along the way.

by NB1 July 16, 2007

Chumming for goatse

Coyly inserting obscure references to pornographic or explicit subject matter into formal conversations with well-behaved company for the purposes of finding an unlikely co-conspirator and thus rooting out a closet pervert. In homage to the internet shock legend of goatse.

Joe: "Dude, Mali made like three references to Mr. Hands and one to 2girls1cup at the company picnic yesterday."

Will: "Yeah, she was chumming for goatse."

by Marty McFriend July 27, 2008

Chumming

When one inserts a chunk of toffee into their buttocks and bends over while an acquaintance licks it out.

"Excuse me sir, would you care for a spot of chumming?"

by Georgeyboy1 February 13, 2008