Cholesterol To The Banana

Something a dying wise old man would say before he perishes.

Son before I leave this life for good I want you to always keep these words in your hear "Cholesterol To The Banana".

by some guy who likes stuff October 14, 2011

Alan Colmes

One ugly bastard; a weird-looking liberal pansy who is the co-host of FOX News' "Hannity & Colmes"; the former name mentioned in the title of that show is the better one, of course. Is very ignorant of the truth, and doesn't get his facts straight before making his typical left-wing remarks. Speaking of typical, he is very ugly like the majority of Democrats.

I'm suprised Sean Hannity (The smart and far better-looking one) and Alan Colmes haven't already killed each other, or at least been fighting and literally being at each others' throats several times.

by Flatlander April 16, 2005

Cholestrolling

Purposefully blocking a walkway so people can't get past, much like cholesterol in an artery.

Person 1: "We should move, we're in people's way..."
Person 2: "Bitch please, I'm cholestrolling!"

Person 1: "OMG, MOVE!"
Person 2: "Hahaha... cholestrololol"
Person 1: "STFU D:<"

by Abeewithanitch November 1, 2011

Cholesteron

"Cholesteron" -noun.
Angry, fat-based entity.
Easily KO'd. Travels in swarms.

Defeat the Cholesterons for EXP, by Globin!

by ToonNic17 November 1, 2017

chomless

a creepy child molesting homeless man

dude that chomless man tried to feel my leg

by c leavy October 24, 2005

Cholesterol Hero

Whenever a ridiculously obese person is playing (or perhaps attempting to play) the game Guitar Hero. He or she may think that playing it may actually lower his or her cholesterol level.

-"Gee I wonder if anyone even gets a workout at the arcade."
-"Maybe cholesterol hero over there."
-"Aw dude I don't even want to look!"

by acrestare July 7, 2011

Cholestorific

adj. being made of or having much Cholesterol
origin: Quanglish

Carl's Jr. Thickburgers are so good because they are so Cholestorific

by windar July 13, 2009