Clam Choding

The act of sticking your wider than longer sausage into the ever wet and bubbly clam sandwich.

John: Hey you hear what Rhagava and Bridget did?
Quantavius: Nah what'd they do?
John: Dude...they totally had sex.

Quantavius: Wait...doesn't Rhagava have a chode?
John: Yea he was totally clam choding her tenderizer.

by Rhagava January 18, 2010

Chodegina

A vagina that is wider across than it is tall.

It is most prominent in Asian women.

Guy #1: Dude go put chodegina on Urban Dictionary.

Guy #2: OKAY I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING BETTER TO DO LOL.

by Little Drooping Willow Willy May 22, 2009

clobering time

when you get enraged and you want to wreck everything

when i was walking down main street and the guy threw some crap at me i straight up went into clobering time mode and wrecked him so badle

by Troy dagdigian June 16, 2008

chrodering

Exceeding in great excellence. Where one defines the laws of physics and expresses one selves doing a chroder. Originated from online chat channels where users had to express themselves beyond common knowledge of current dictionary words. The act of a chroder is where one convinces the other party they are serious and have chosen their words carefully. Not for the faint of heart to use, yet, usable by everybody that has ever chrodered.

I think I chrodered myself.
I chroder that in no time.
She was chrodering the other day, and her friend was left in awe.
You chroder that all by yourself?

by chroderclub September 7, 2009

chodemonger

Someone who deals with, is surounded by, and possibly sells chode. (Same concept as a fishmonger.)

You filthy chodemonger!

by Apathy February 1, 2004

Chodingtons' Disease

Chodingtons' is a degenerative disease that can attack at any age. Those suffering from the illness appear to regress mentally, losing any and all trades/skills that they may have acquired during their life. In extreme cases language is also affected, as both the victim's vocabulary and ability to enunciate diminish rapidly.

The end result is a useless chunk of flesh and skin completely devoid of positive characteristics and rational thoughts. The person has become a useless chode.

Dave: "Is it just me, or is Wendell's code completely useless?"

Rob: "Wendell's everything is completely useless... Kid's got Chodingtons' Disease"

by 99Anonymous99 November 6, 2008

chodeling

A very short and fat person, resembling a chode; causes the subjective illusion that they are wider than they are tall.

Todd's fetishes for both BBWs and short chicks really came to a head when he started dating a chodeling.

Person 1: Haha did you see that chodeling walking by?
Person 2: Dude...that's really rude to call someone a chodeling.

by Meow Mix, Bro. November 17, 2019