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Chocolate milkshake 

Chocolate milkshake is a cold drink with strawberry flavour. You can drink it almost anywhere or make it at home: there are instant ones in store. But what if you can't find/buy one?
Pour about 2/3 glass of cold milk in a pot. (you can do it by measuring in your fanciest glass🤪)
Then add instant hot chocolate, you can find it in any store easier than a milkshake! Boil. Don't make it too hot or thick! Then pour it in the glass and add cold milk so you fill the glass (it makes it cooler ofc). Bon appetite! This chocolate milkshake is tasty and in my opinion as good as the one in your fav cafè.😄😄😄
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Chocolate Milkshake 

Is a liquid drink enjoyed by mostly deviant Homosexuals which can only be found in men's freshly sodomized and subsequently cum filled rectums.
Oranje lapped up his Chocolate Milkshake straight out of HAVOK's rectum.
Chocolate Milkshake by E-Prophet February 8, 2007

Chocolate Milkshake 

When a guy cums in a cup with syrup and makes his whore drink it.
Whore: My man made me a great chocolate milkshake last night.

Little Brother: Tell him to make me one.

Chocolate Milkshake 

The act of drinking semen through a chocolate flavored straw.
She didn't let him pull out, so he got his sippy straw and had a chocolate Milkshake.
Chocolate Milkshake by zfgngf January 22, 2017

Chocolate Milkshake 

When a guy is fucking a girl in the ass, cums in her then proceeds to drink the cum from her ass
Guy1: Dude i heard you drank your cum out that girl's ass

Guy2: Yeah that was one sweeeeet chocolate milkshake

Guy1: You disgust me...

Chocolate Milkshake 

During the act of anal sex, the recipient of the anal sex forces feces down the urethra of the giver which then gets mixed before getting ejaculated into the recipient's mouth.
Just gave my slut a chocolate milkshake.

brown chocolate milkshake 

when u go to mcdonalds to get a choclate milk shake and ure sworn enemy is making the food.....You could be a person thats fallen victim finding out that the lumps of brown stuff in ure shake isnt chocolate
man im gonna love to see the look on that fuckers face when he relizez the brown stuff in his shake isnt chocolate