Closet Cheating

Basically, it's when a cheater who uses any third-party software to get an avantage on a game, but instead of blatantly cheating, they will try to completely hide the fact that they're cheating. Most typically found in the DMG+ Levels in Counter Strike: Global Offensive matchmaking.

Legit #1: yo this guy is sketchy as fuck
Legit #2: he's cheating.
Cheater: i'm not hacking.
Cheater's friend: he isn't hacking dude.
Cheater #2: This kid is fucking closet cheating. And he's actually really bad at hiding it too.

by Vinyl_TF2 May 22, 2017

chasing turdbeams

When someone has what they think is a genius idea but it is far from it.

Getting his Masters Degree in Business did not eradicate his lifelong talent for chasing turdbeams.

by Dr Bunnygirl January 12, 2019

Chasing Chad

Chasing Chad* (or Chad chasing*) is when women pursue handsome, wealthy, emotionally unavailable men in a attempt to improve social standing (hypergamy) while simultaneously friend-zoning emotionally available candidates that register lower on the affluence / looks scales.

Chads use the chaser for sex, dump her, and then move on to other women. The chaser never learns and repeats the cycle, called "riding the merry-go-round"*. The Chad Chaser eventually finds herself past the flower of her youth, single, and whining on TikTok videos about how "there aren't any good men".

*terms coined by men's advice YouTuber "33 Secrets".

She is so busy Chasing Chad, she is going to find herself single and childless. She would do well to hop off the merry-go-round and settle down.

by Run.Forrest.Run January 25, 2022

Fresh coating

When your gurl brushes her teeth with minty fresh toothpaste then proceeds to give a blowjob.
By Christian G.

I received a fresh coating yesterday and I still smell the good ol' crest today.

by Mintchris January 2, 2019

netflix cheating

Netflixing a TV series with your spouse/friends/significant other, and watching episodes while the other party is out. This creates the awkward situation where you have to decide if the other party now has to watch episodes by themselves, or skip ahead to catch up.

Sorry babe, I'm already on Season 3, Episode 7 of "The Wire." Do you think you'll have time to catch up before we watch it together tomorrow? I know, I'm totally netflix cheating.

by garret.hamann August 11, 2010

coastin'

hanging out; chillin; state of relaxation.

"hey, what are you doing?"
"nothing,im just coastin' right now."

by ben dover stacy December 13, 2007

Chasing the dragon

This term is a bit more complicated than merely "smoking opium". It starts when you have your first high, the world is peaceful, everything is perfect, you're numb, but in the best way possible. But, soon, it starts wearing off. Fast. Your mind races, you're pulled out of your dream world. You crave the drug more and more, wanting to feel the same way as you did on your first high. You go to the dealer and buy the same amount you had the first time, and smoke. Still feels good, but not as good as first time. You go and buy more. Closer, but not quite there. You're stuck, you don't know what to do. You want to go back to that little dream world and stay forever, but your body is already developing a tolerance. You panic. You use all your money to buy more and more and more, but still, not the same as that first time. You realize that you have no more money, so you start selling your things, pawning whatever could get you that next bag. Still, nothing compared to what you had on that first, magical time. So, you're broke and own nothing. But you don't care, all you care about is getting back to the first high. You start stealing, doing "favors", whatever gets you the money for the attempt. Your life becomes a living hell, all in search of a repeat of the first high. That's chasing the dragon.

I doubt an example is necessary here.

by Woody. December 29, 2004