Basically, the female version of a chav. The chavette will have at least 5 of the following characteristics; gold hoop earrings big enough for a parrot to sit on; pink/blue velour tracksuit; white trainers/stilettos; burbery anything; fag in hand; "Croydon Facelift" caused by pulling her hair into a ponytail so tightly that it stretches her face; caked on makeup; sullen look; upraised middle finger; low slung jeans; pushchair and baby.
All chavettes, regardless of weight, will be wearing their clothes at least 2 sizes too small. They will wear their tracksuit bottoms and low slung jeans in such a way that their huge gut/pregnant bump is exposed and when they bend over, their thong.
The chavette will be pregnant with her first child before she reaches 5th year; the father may or may not hang around. Some chavettes can have around 5 kids with different fathers. They will still believe that having sex while standing up will ensure that they don't get pregnant and will insist on keeping the hapless baby to ensure that they get a council house. The chavette will also be seen slapping her kids around the head and swearing at them in public.
All chavettes, regardless of weight, will be wearing their clothes at least 2 sizes too small. They will wear their tracksuit bottoms and low slung jeans in such a way that their huge gut/pregnant bump is exposed and when they bend over, their thong.
The chavette will be pregnant with her first child before she reaches 5th year; the father may or may not hang around. Some chavettes can have around 5 kids with different fathers. They will still believe that having sex while standing up will ensure that they don't get pregnant and will insist on keeping the hapless baby to ensure that they get a council house. The chavette will also be seen slapping her kids around the head and swearing at them in public.
by I Am Deth September 1, 2008
Get the chavette mug.The female Chav will, by the time she is nine years of age have realised what she wants to do with the rest of her life. Which is, to have at least four children by four different fathers (one who will be black or Asian) by the time she is 18. She does not intend to support these children herself or ask for the fathers of the children for support but instead rely on government hand outs. A Chavette will tattoo the names of her children on her body with pride of place going to her first born. This will be written across her back just above her arse. The following names of her offspring will be recorded on her arms and will consist of names like Britney, Chelsea and other such shit.
The Chavette will no doubt have her ears pierced as many times as humanly possible and her lobes crammed to capacity with large hoop earrings. Around her neck will at least 6 or 7 gold chains of different lengths with a large clown studded with semi precious hanging on the longest one reaching down to her naval.
Diet for herself and her children consists of sausage rolls, Greggs pasties, cigarettes, coke and cheep cider.
Her Children will by the time of their forth birthday will fully versed in every expletive and curse known in the English language and will indeed be asked to recite some colourful quips to the delight of its mothers peers i.e. pusher, pimp, fellow drug user.
The chavette will be a grandmother by the time she is in her mid twenties and the wonderful Chav life cycle will start all over again.
The Chavette will no doubt have her ears pierced as many times as humanly possible and her lobes crammed to capacity with large hoop earrings. Around her neck will at least 6 or 7 gold chains of different lengths with a large clown studded with semi precious hanging on the longest one reaching down to her naval.
Diet for herself and her children consists of sausage rolls, Greggs pasties, cigarettes, coke and cheep cider.
Her Children will by the time of their forth birthday will fully versed in every expletive and curse known in the English language and will indeed be asked to recite some colourful quips to the delight of its mothers peers i.e. pusher, pimp, fellow drug user.
The chavette will be a grandmother by the time she is in her mid twenties and the wonderful Chav life cycle will start all over again.
by Subbaka October 17, 2006
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Get the Cholette mug.chavettes wear too much jewelry and it quite often isnt real.they wear tracksuits in bright colours and when they dress up it looks worse.they are either really skinny or really fat.they wear way too much foundation and make up.tidemarks/tidelines are usual they seem uneducated and cant spell.wear caps at fucktardedangles.they always wear shitty trainers/flipflops/sandals(used to wear rockports and timberlands) often seen with overhang/hangovers(not the alcohol related one)fair point they babies are not always theirs but like the jewelry,quite often are also common is lots of piercings on the outer part of the ear navel peircings and nose (only on the sides)thick as plasticine
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a chavette is a female chav (a)nd not al(l) chavettes are thick(smart) (be)cause i am a chavette and i am quite smart (thick), chavettes dont waer (wear)fake jew(e)lry its all real and most of the baby(ie)s they are seen to cart around ar(e)nt usually theirs ne(any) way. Their languadge(language) is jus(t) shortened words(sounds/nonsense)
a chavette is a female chav (a)nd not al(l) chavettes are thick(smart) (be)cause i am a chavette and i am quite smart (thick), chavettes dont waer (wear)fake jew(e)lry its all real and most of the baby(ie)s they are seen to cart around ar(e)nt usually theirs ne(any) way. Their languadge(language) is jus(t) shortened words(sounds/nonsense)
by Alysee August 22, 2006
Get the chavette mug.The chavette is a female chav, they are very promiscuous often seen hanging around in groups of up to 10 in the local park or near the off license or bus shelter, sporting a very short skirt and a low cut top with some fake logo that ever so slightly resembles that of a more well known one and sometimes a fake logo baseball cap and some plastic gold "bling", trying to attract "fit bois" and acquire the ultimate chavette fashion accessory, a baby, or "babby". A Chavette's lifestyle choices often include (childcare permitting) a college course in hairdressing, beauty therapy, or although very rare, a music course where they can "lay some shit down" in other words talk very fast into a mic. Chavettes also hate moshers, rockers, punks and anyone who is not a chav or townie. Chavette music choices often include rave, dance, house, rap, hip hop, r&b ect.
Chavette - oi goffik ya sweaty twat ma bruvva's gonna kick ya head in ya get me.
Chavette - oi goffik ya sweaty twat ma bruvva's gonna kick ya head in ya get me.
Goth - That's if he's not still grounded lol
Chavette - oi oi don't ya dis ma bruvva ya mosha scum, Ya mumma stinks
Goth - your broher is not here lol, but my mates are... (10 goths walk over towards chavette)
Chavette - please don't hurt me yo, respect ma and i'll respect ya
Goth - goths creep closer
Chavette - (begins to cry), I want ma mumma yo, and runs off.
Chavette - oi oi don't ya dis ma bruvva ya mosha scum, Ya mumma stinks
Goth - your broher is not here lol, but my mates are... (10 goths walk over towards chavette)
Chavette - please don't hurt me yo, respect ma and i'll respect ya
Goth - goths creep closer
Chavette - (begins to cry), I want ma mumma yo, and runs off.
by Delirious llama January 5, 2007
Get the Chavette mug.A chavette is the most common clique there is.They can usually be found in big groups.They are very shallow and air headed.They are scared of everything that is different and anyone that confronts them automatically becomes a goth or emo.Or as chavettes call them gofs.
They normally wear gold earings,extremely short skirts,crop tops,there hair plastered to the side of there face(with gel),loads of lip gloss.And chavs (the boy version) wear track suits.
They normally wear gold earings,extremely short skirts,crop tops,there hair plastered to the side of there face(with gel),loads of lip gloss.And chavs (the boy version) wear track suits.
Chavette:Oi u gof *looks at girl* wat did u say bout me yesturday?U tryin to slag me off or somethin?
Girl:Umm...exscuse me.Who are you?
Girl:Umm...exscuse me.Who are you?
by lizzie.g February 12, 2008
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Ginette: Just munching on my couquette à la choquette
John: Damn that's rad as shit
Ginette: Just munching on my couquette à la choquette
John: Damn that's rad as shit
by Blouko August 27, 2018
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