Chodely

A name for a person who bursts into your conversations with really hot women. He first punches you extremely hard in the shoulder, trying to seem tough, and then expects you to introduce him to the fine lady your trying to bang. Then he says something to make him seem like hes interested in animals such as "hows your dog? did he recover from his broke paw i wrapped up?" Then the lady realizes how big of a douche chodely is and walks away.

You "So are you doing anything tonight?"

Lady "Um, no i guess i could use some company"

*Chodely punches you*

Chodely "Hey hows your pet turtle? Is he alright after we glued his shell back together?"

Lady "Bye."

Chodely "She was sweet, can i have her number?"

You "Shut up Chodely."

by Natty please? December 8, 2010

choadology

the study of choads and there purpose

dude you're a choad you should go to the school of choadology.

by wekillacoolkid June 29, 2009

choadblock

Vehicles in front of you driving in adjacent lanes going slightly below the speed limit, preventing anyone from passing.

Mike:"Sorry I'm late man, these douchebags in front of me would not get out of the way and caused a choadblock.

by yaker11 February 28, 2013

choade chanclas

the smallest condom available to purchase

Dont let anyone see you buying choade chanclas or it might make for an awkward social interaction.

by whoisgary November 14, 2016

choudelie

A beautiful smart girl that knows how to take action. Choudelie is one of the smartest people you will ever meet in your life.

I know someone name choudelie

by itsyourgirl123 May 16, 2018

choadtelle

A troll of white supremacist patriarchy.

He could not sleep at night worrying about how he could explain how he was the expert on sexism because of choadtelle.

by lauraholt August 22, 2018

Chodeloader

an AOL chode who wants you to use AOL

these stupid chodeloaders kept trying to download AOL on my computer

by briyon May 21, 2008