chipped beef

The result of a blow job given by someone wearing braces.

When Braces Sally gave Jimmy a BJ, he got chipped beef.

by Susy Zimzel April 24, 2003

Chocolate chipples

Brown nipples that closely resemble chocolate chips.

She's dressed up as a chocolate chip cookie for Halloween and just cut out holes around her chocolate chipples for the chocolate chip part of her costume!

by Swagsterray August 6, 2016

Crippled Smurf

Someone who regularly wears all blue and has the inability to walk like a normal person

Person 1: Hey look, Will is limping and he is wearing all blue.

Person 2: Well that dumbass is a Crippled Smurf

by Zack McD November 28, 2017

Chappled

To have buggery or other lewd sexual acts, often with the use of handcuffs, committed upon one by a 7 foot tall man in a bear suit. These acts are committed in the spirit of hazing/rookie initiation, and the victims in most cases are high school basketball players. Other victims include younger male prison inmates.

" Geez, that poor kid from Burnett got Chappled really bad. They stripped his clothes off and handcuffed him to a chair, then the 7 foot tall assistant coach walked in the room in a bear suit and buggered him. He probably should have went to Steveston instead of Richmond High"

by JackTors April 25, 2019

cum crippled

after cumming for the third straight time one's legs get so weak they become temporarily crippled

After my girlfriend mad me cum for the third time when I tried to get out of bed I couldn't stand up because I was cum crippled.

by joerazz64 October 18, 2010

chipped ham

A type of Deli meat that can only be found in Western Pennsylvania. It is supremely thinly sliced ham. Origninally made by Isaly's.

Lots of people in Pittburgh like chipped ham sandwiches.

by schizoartist November 2, 2004

Beef Chipper

A snaggle toothed prostitute with a busted up grill.

Stay away from that prostitute broooohhh. She's a beef chipper. She's known to gnaw it raw.

by Eaton Holgoode March 10, 2017