Chipotle's Revenge

The time period of about an hour after eating a Chipotle Burrito. Symptoms of Chipotle's revenge are: diarrhea, indigestion and sometimes vomiting. Sometimes a cleaning agent (see Chipotleaway) must be used to remove the blood stains from the eaters undergarments.

Jerry: "Dude I had Chipotle about an hour ago but now I need to take a huge shit! It tastes so good going in, but now it hurts."
Fred: "Chipotle's Revenge at its work.

by jsd1027 September 9, 2010

Chipotle Orphanage

When you walk into a restroom and all the toilets have chipotle childs in them, you have just stumbled upon a chipotle orphanage.

Dude, I went to take a crap and all the toilets had unflushed chipotle childs in them, this place must be a chipotle orphanage as no one is claiming them.

by Goatoghillgary December 2, 2016

chipotle

A heavenly food experience involving burritos, tacos, quesadillas, burrito bowls, etc... Can ease stress of bad days, and also cause extreme indigestion. But that is alright. Because Chipotle, you are worth it. Student ID = free drink.

If I had to choose between you and Chipotle, I would choose Chipotle.

by grassyknoll September 17, 2003

chipotlegit

1. Something that is beyond that status of "legit," very similar to the Mexican restaurant Chipotle.
2. Sleek

His sportscar is so chipotlegit. You can't get more sleek than those shiny rims and tinted windows.

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Chipotle Fingers

The clingy smell of the food from Chipotle that clings to your fingers after eating a delicious entree from the Chipotle menu.

Wow, I can't believe I just ate the WHOLE burrito. Now I've got a bad case of Chipotle Fingers.

by A. Hall January 29, 2010

Chipotle Hangover

The, typically horrific, bowel movement that ensues the morning after eating Chipotle.

Mike: Sorry I'm late guys, I just was dealing with my Chipotle Hangover.

Michael and Jeff: Your what..?

Mike: Ugh... The bowel movement because of my burrito last night.

by techprodohc February 2, 2014

chipotle is my life

A famous vine video taken in a chipotle restaurant where a young boy uttered "chipotle is my life"

Mother: "Hey, wanna go to chipotle?"

Child: "Oh my god, I love chipotle!"

Father: "What buddy?"

Child: "Chipotle is my life!"

by Bigred669 March 4, 2017