Douche my Chode

A ceremonial cleansing of the chode. Also pronounced (duece my choh, in foreign countries).

Bro: Yo I copped dem fresh new kicks. So much swag.
Antibro:Those are joog I finna buy those now.
Bro: Unchill! Douche my chode man, douche my chode...I'm gonna drown my sorrows with some natty ice.

by grandpaeater2 October 9, 2010

chindex

A measure of obesity based on the number of chins on a person. It is quoted as a "chindex of..." or "chindex factor of" followed by a number. A single chin (chindex of 1) generally reflects a lack of obesity. A second chin (chindex factor of 2) suggests the individual is overweight. Chindices, the plural of chindex, that are greater than 2 indicate that the individual is a fat mess. A chindex of 0 suggests the individual lacks a jaw, probably from a medical condition or horrific incident. If you have a chindex of 0, you have a fucked-up lookin' face.

Q: Hey, did you hook up with that chick last night? She looked hot but I was pretty liquored up.

A: No, dude you must have been really fucked up. She was gastric-bypass big...she had a chindex of 5.

by JEUNT June 9, 2010

Chode Fingers

1. Someone who has really fat fingers

Hey Dylan how do you dial a phone with those Chode Fingers.

by Heavy Toast May 22, 2009

Chode

A chode is a penis that is wider than it is longer

I have a chode

by Jaxíon the cancer kid March 19, 2017

chidera

a beautiful tall girl whos really kind and sweet, people envy her for her gorgeousness and kindness. shes been though alot in her life. people really look up to her.

wow.....your no one is as beautiful and kind like chidera

by _________________33333___ November 3, 2011

FLÜGGÅӘNKб€ČHIŒßØLĮÊN

(n.) A "word" that makes absolutely no sense whatsoever and should not have made it onto Urban.

What the actual shit does FLÜGGÅӘNKб€ČHIŒßØLĮÊN mean

by C the Savage October 19, 2016

childe

1 zhongli's sugar daddy
2 child but typo

nico: guys i got childe in his banner rerun, welcome home tortilla man
mika: SLDKJFLSKD CONGRATS stop making me jealous

louise: that's so pog wow!

petra: come on, he's still a childe, leave him alone
petra: sorry typo, child**

by vventii April 14, 2021