Slimy Chinaman

When you're getting a blowjob and you cum on their eyes causing them to squint. Immediately after cumming, you tell him how much of a disgrace he is to his family for being gay.

Todd: Bro, Max gave me the sickest Slimy Chinaman the other day.
Jerry: Does it count if I do that to a woman?
Todd: No.

by SpagheddieMurphy July 22, 2017

sloppy chinaman

When you bust in a chick's face and her eyes get all squinty.

After taking a massive load to her eyes and forehead, RJ's great-grandma had to squint as she wheeled her way into the nursing home restroom, looking like a sloppy Chinaman

by FFOCUSTPA10 June 27, 2010

curse of the Chinaman

When you eat a lot of Chinese food and your farts/poop smell like Chinese foods.

"Man Mike, your farts smell like Kung pow chicken, you must have yhe curse of the Chinaman." As Mike sat on the toilet the morning after eating Chinese food he cursed the chinaman.

by Mr Sully September 10, 2023

Don't Fuck the Chinaman

Messing with the Chinese government in a way that will make the Chinese government retaliate.

President Trump, please don't fuck the Chinaman. We really don't need a trade war. - American, 2018

by Badger384 May 21, 2018

The Chinaman

"Going to see the Chinaman" is African-American vernacular for going to get some Chinese take-out food.

I'm tired of McDonald's; let's go see the Chinaman tonight.

by Woody Thomas January 3, 2009

dirty chinaman

A man who wraps a g-string around his balls and while cooking rice then takes necessary action to cover his body in soy sause particular kikoman and makes his daughters lick it off.

i tried to do a dirty chinaman with my daughters but since i am white i failed terribly and they promptly called the popo on me.

by HondaSuziki JackieChan January 10, 2009

Ching Chong Chinaman

An old playground chime.

Ching Chong Chinaman went to milk a cow.
Ching Chong Chinaman didn't know how.
Ching Chong Chinaman pulled the wrong tit.
Ching Chong Chinaman got covered in shit.

by peacha October 18, 2008