Champoon

High class pussy. The champagne of vagina . The opposite of clambrini.

Leave it mate. She’s champoon and you can only afford clambrini

by Chrystal tits August 11, 2018

Chimpofile

Resultant species from cross breeding a Chimpazee and an agressive sexual predator.

Species was developed in the late 1970's at a time where ethics in the scientific community was yet to develop a rhobust set of legal guidelines.

"Half primate, half inmate, it's the Chimpofile.

"Chimpofile, chimpofile ,you make the gaylord monkeys smile."

by Marvindacat December 23, 2019

chimpo

Short males, with ever-changing hair colors. Frequently use high pitched voices when excited. Often seen driving turbo-charged Chrysler products.

These specimens are frequently named "john" or "johnny"

Dude, did you see that chimpo running around the backyard in just his boxers and cop glasses?

by Chett Chambers January 1, 2008

Chipoop

Defecation occuring shortly after the consumption of a Chipotle burrito. Chipoops are recognizable from other feces by their distinct odor, size, and presence of corn.

I laid a killer chipoop after lunch yesterday.

by Herdman August 7, 2007

champoozle

Champoozle is a distant planet with tons of grass, rocks, and Nomawaians (the people who live on Champoozle). The people of Champoozle worship one god, Nomowa (also a religious chant). They do most of their praying and worshipping at the Sacred Tree.

Guy 1-"Hey, wanna go to the football game today."
Guy 2-"I can't I'm visiting my parents in Champoozle."
Guy 1-"Ok, see you later."

by littleappletreefallfromthee! December 27, 2011

chimpion

master of all chimps, regent lord of bananas and all simians, winner of monkeys

Goobla, winner of the 1973 pole vault, sits royally upon his banana throne, a chimpion athlete and an inspiration to us all.

by bug bugly July 6, 2016

Chumpoo

A CHUMPOO is a adorable and lovable individual. A chumpoo is someone that forgets to eat at times and constant reminders are to be given. It is someone who care a lot for their loved ones and is willing to go the extra mile for that someone. A chumpoo is someone that can brighten anyone’s day with their hugs and kisses.

A chumpoo is also really beautiful and anyone would be lucky to have one. A chumpoo is also know to be the best girlfriend ever.

Guy 1: your girlfriend is a chumpoo?
Guy 2: yeah I’m a lucky guy

by Cultsliders April 18, 2020