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go chimpanzee

When someone pisses you off and you rip off their face.
Upon seeing my husband's ex-wife I had to go chimpanzee and rip off her face.
by pfc. snowball November 13, 2009
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The chimpanzee

When you make a girl sit on her knees and finger herself with both hands whilst sucking you off
Hey did you hear about last night? Brad made his wife, Angelina, do the chimpanzee and now she’s divorcing him and taking all their kids
by Dixieland grandad haver November 23, 2018
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Raging Chimpanzee

Oral intercourse with a woman suffering from simultaneous prolapsed uterus and a yeast infection while thumbing her prolapsed anus. Can also be refered to as a fiesty chimparoo
For Grandma's 80th birthday, the stripper gave her a Raging Chimpanzee.
by DirtyMommy January 2, 2012
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Jambo the chimpanzee

A terrifying ultra ripped hairless chimpanzee that lives in the twycross zoo
Jambo the chimpanzee be looking like an escaped SCP
by Funny ape June 27, 2022
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put on the rocky road chimpanzee suit

Chimpanzees are notorious for throwing their feces and ejaculate around. Putting on the rocky road chimpanzee suit is when a person is covered with every single bodily fluid available.
That blind date was such a psycho. All he wanted to do was put on the rocky road chimpanzee suit. There was piss and blood everywhere!
by Patick O'Neil January 22, 2006
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hairless chimpanzee

The cops popped another hairless chimpanzee last night.

That hairless chimpanzee was so high on crack he was throwing his own at the cops.
by kaadoo September 25, 2017
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The Chimpanzee

A way of jacking off.
It is performed while hanging upside down from a tree.
The goal is to not accidentally nut in your face.
Joe: I blew a load into my mouth while I was doing the chimpanzee yesterday
Chad: My brudda that's insane
by mypeenfat August 16, 2020
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