Chicksand

The feeling of utter helplessness due to being in a relationship with a woman that is so overbearing and controling that you have no control over your life. Also known as a 'pussy'.

Bryon: Dude. I can't watch the game with you today. Hilda wants me to go pottery shopping with her.

Bill: But it's the playoffs!

Bryon: Sorry dude. We are also going to the Farmer's Market.

Bill: You are stuck in chicksand .. bye bye

by diegodiegodiego May 7, 2011

chicksan

Dudesan Chicksan is used as a courtesy title in Japanese-speaking areas as a suffix to the given name, surname, or title of the person being addressed, regardless of age or gender: Yamamoto san; sensei-san. You don't speak Japanese, can't pronounce the name, or you just don't know their name so you just add Chick. Or it's just one one of your pals.

Yo "Chicksan" can you get me another beer form the bar I'm hittin' the can.

by Keith Wolff November 12, 2004

Chicksand

Originating from the ABC comedy Happy Endings, chicksand is when a guy is stuck in a relationship that he's desperately trying to get out of.

Dave: I've tried everything to break up with her, but nothings working.

Brad: Dude, you're stuck in some serious chicksand.

by IGBAT May 16, 2011

chickenhawk

a pedophile who actively seeks out victims, victims are usualy young runaways. Chickenhawk is a common term used by police forces to describe pedophiles.

"Minnesota sucks, because it doesn't allow the death penalty for twisted chickenhawks. In fact it doesn't have the death penalty at all...

by Estrashtia O'Connor of the Wiccan society May 2, 2005

Chicshanary

a man who keeps or makes dictionary like books of girls he likes, and shows them to friends and becomes very obsessed over them.

hey Sandra i like you very much and your added to my chicshanary.

by Hishy Kane January 18, 2009

chicksadude

when youre going in to kiss a girl, and then you realize that its not a girl after all, but a guy. Can also be vice versa.

1. I was leaning to kiss this hot girl i met at a club, then i looked into her eyes and i realize...chicksadude!

2. first used in what i like about you by vince

by sesameseeds January 17, 2010

chickstang

A V6 Mustang. Especially before Ford introduced the 300 hp 3.7L. Named so because of the V6 model's popularity with the female crowd.

Father: I started looking for a Mustang recently--even took one for spin yesterday!

Son: That new Coyote is an absolute beast isn't it?

Father: Actually I had something more economical in mind. I test drove the V6 and...

Son: Aw dad, you mean you started looking for a chickstang...

by Uncle Van Candy August 31, 2018