ray charleston chew

straddle someones head, blindfold them with your nutsack(ray charles) and poop in their mouth (charleston chew)

that chick wanted to get freaky last night so i gave her a ray charleston chew

by dicknose01 February 16, 2010

chewable

someone who is way sexy and hot

Nicole is so chewable in them short shorts.

by konga July 5, 2006

Chegwin

A penis that grows smaller as it becomes erect.

"I was really looking forward to getting to know him in the biblical sense. Sadly, it quickly became apparent that he was rocking a Chegwin."

by NecroDomicon January 28, 2018

Chew'd

To be beaten badly at turfin or giggin that it ain't even funny.

It went down at Golden Gigs.
My boy Chew'd them all.

by TurfDancin April 22, 2008

Chegwinnit

A small, highly buoyant, bit of poo that remains in the bowl following a flush and steadfastly refuses to disappear. Plunging and targeted tissue draping are ineffective.

Self-generated chegwinnits mainly occur the first time you visit your new boyfriend/girlfriend's parent's house.

Stranger's chegwinnits are regularly found in public conveniences.

Often shortened to 'cheg'.

I couldn't believe it. I was lunching with Kate and Wills when I needed a crap, and a fucking chegwinnit refused to flush! I scooped it out and fed the fucker to a corgi

by Violet Toad October 13, 2011

Citrus Chew

A prestigous and dangerous sexual act involving great amounts of skill. Requiring three exotic fruits, a curly wurly and a member of royalty, it is only performed by the rich/famous or in areas of which the monarch performs the act as part of a new year or birthday celebration.

Person 1- Me and the Wife were lucky enough to partake in a Citrus Chew last night! Duke Of Edinburgh is a Dirty old Bastard.

Person 2 - Giggidy Goo

by RoyalHighnessPrinceOfWhales November 17, 2010

Mr. Cherwink

The lord of all band directors. He never makes memes for you even if you remind him for like a whole year. He is the god of the secondary section and the Concert band classes. Also known as Lord Cherwink, Sensei Cherwink, Senor Cherwink, and Sir Cherwink

Band: Sir! Cherwink! Sir! (Cue excruciatingly horrible voice crack) Cheeeeeeeeeeerwiiiiiiiiiink!
Grow Secondaries (In hushed whispers): We love you Mr. Cherwink!

by Yeetblaster October 1, 2017