chewed orange

the state of ones 'ringpiece' after vigorous wiping due to a very hot curry, or a case of the 'wild shites', or during a dose of the 'the trots'

i've been wiping so much my arsehole is like a 'chewed orange'

by Nige September 18, 2003

Chewed cigar

A chewed cigar is an uncircumcised penis.

Anthony and I were getting hot and heavy until I saw he had a chewed cigar. That was deal breaker.

by Killacase77 October 20, 2015

chewed caramel

An insulting description of someones face.

Her body looked like a playboy model's... too bad her face looked like a 'chewed caramel'.

by Sean Cookson August 30, 2006

chead

When a girl is performing head on a guy while chewing tobacco.

Johnnny: dude I just got head from that girl over there. Mike: dude that's gross she has a dip in, you just got chead man.

by knightman November 5, 2009

Chewed Gum

a pussy thats been beat up way too much. the pussy looks similar to chewed gum

dude i was gonna eat this chick out but when i went down it looked like chewed gum

by JOSH April 5, 2005

chewed up big red

euphemism for vagina. specifically the clitoral region.

Girl, your vagina looks like chewed up Big Red.

by me November 17, 2004

chewa

Stands for Coke (or crack), Heroin, Ecstasy, Weed, Alcohol. An expression of extreme joy or somthing really cool.

That's chewa like hell!

by Conformist April 17, 2006