chesticles

Chesticles. The female form of testicles. Also known as, boobies, honkers, cans, cannon or gazongers

Scotty: Check out the chesticles on her!
Mitch: That's my mum dude.
Scotty: So?

by ScottyW November 15, 2006

chesticles

1. Female breasts. Aka boobs, hooters.
2. The elusive "female intuition".
3. The organ which females think with; the equivalent of a male's penis.
4. A woman's second face.

1. Misa Campo's got nice chesticles.

2. She dumped me because she let her chesticles do the thinking.

3. When your missus is yelling, just nod and look at her chesticles.

by blacklight October 16, 2008

Crestache

1. noun. The tooth paste mustache one acquires while brushing their teeth. derived from the words Crest(toothpaste) and mustache.

I looked up at the mirror while brushing my teeth and noticed my huge crestache.

by Android.* January 18, 2009

chumstache

a mustache composed of fresh jism from the dingaling

this halloween I shall adorn her with a thick chumstache prior to our entrance at the office costume party

by Lord Welted Nutbanger October 6, 2011

Chestcretion

A word used to describe the act of shitting on someone's chest, as popularised by the google search suggestion "what is it called when someone shits on your chest"

Sarah: Zomg, you would never believe what I found out about my disgusting boyfriend today!
Sam: What? What?
Sarah: He told me he loved to watch videos of chestcretion and hope that we could both do it!!!
Sam: EWWWWWW *faints*

by Lolious Maximus May 23, 2013

Cheacher

A teacher or school worker who is very laid back and chill. Typically an art teacher

Chloe: Man our teacher in Photography is super chill
Lauren: Yeah they are such a cheacher
Chloe: Yep

by AngelusDaemon December 20, 2017

Shrunken Chesticles

Same meaning as flat chested when used to describe the bust size of a woman.

Man! She is flat chested! Yup, Shrunken Chesticles.

by Sham Danger January 30, 2015