checkered

A mixture of good and bad facial features in a single person. Often causing mixed feelings on level of hotness.

Ellen Muth from Dead Like Me is hot, but checkered.

by FutureResident November 14, 2011

conquered

v. defeated by liquor - normally expressed at height of hangover and tiredness

"He looked conquered after last night's lock-in"
"Would you like another? No i'm completely conquered"

by Wixon October 23, 2007

chestered

Just another way to describe a situation as being messed up. Not commonly used for people, but rather things.

In a restaraunt:

This soup tastes CHESTERED; I think the cook put too much salt in it.

by Willis August 7, 2003

Chestered

To finger a girl with Cheeto dust on one's finger(s).

Mike came over last night and Chestered me. This morning my piss was orange.

by womb2tombRAIDER July 29, 2017

Checkered Flag (🏁)

A Checkered Flag is when somebody does something that isn't normal, but it is unusually hot to you for some reason, like a fetish. It could also mean that the person you like is hot if you're just generalising them as a Checkered Flag.

Example 1:
1: He says that I can stack donuts on it!
2: Oh my god, that is such a Checkered Flag (🏁)

Example 2:
3: You see Thomas over there?
4: Yeah?
3: He's such a Checkered Flag (🏁)
4: I know right? I heard he's packing as well.

by spriggan. September 14, 2023

checkered

drunk, intoxicated, wasted

We got checkered last night.

by Bobby Jane November 14, 2005

Chestered

the action, of someone containing great quanities of doushebaggery, screwing someone over for means equally doushy as the person its self.

I have been chestered out of a relationship.

by LadyFriend02 October 18, 2011