Current Vice President of the United States, under George W Bush. A man with strong conservative values such as contacts with many, large corporations - notibly Halliburton. Typically votes against things like environmental regulations, equal rights and money for non-defense related projects. Most probably the main influence behing George Bush's cunning plan to exploit the memory of September 11th and start a war with a conveniently oil-rich nation in order to distract the American public from the shitty job they were doing at home. See also pure evil.
Dick Cheney would rather shit on a unemployed black man and take his house than tax 2 cents of a billionaire's money.
by Attractive Nun July 8, 2004
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1) I am not going hunting with Dick Cheney
2) Man 1: Look it's Dick Cheney!
Man 2: Let's kick his ass!
2) Man 1: Look it's Dick Cheney!
Man 2: Let's kick his ass!
by blinkblink44 May 14, 2008
Get the dick cheney mug.Previous author of juicy soft porn LESBIAN novel set in the pioneering old west titled, Sisters. Current wife of Dick and second lady only to Pickles ( see laura bush). Also chairman of the National Endowment for the Arts (have you applied for your grant yet?). In 2000 during an interview, Cokie Roberts asked about her openly gay daughter. She adamantly refused to answer the question and admonished Roberts for even bringing up the subject.
Lynne Cheney wanted to tell the publisher to “go fuck yourself” when she learned they were going to reprint her 80s novel about lesbians of the old west. She held her tongue since that was her husband's favorite line. Instead she said, "How dare you mention the word lesbian to me. You cock sucking shit stain.”
by T Wade November 5, 2005
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by Dems_Rule February 25, 2004
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by LinusUrgo June 20, 2008
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Steve: "Yo Ray Ray, did you here that terrence got shot by his own Latrell during the hit on St. Clair Avenue?"
Ray Ray: "Shit man, that's why Latrell shouldn't be involved in drive-by shootings. He is such a Dick Cheney."
Ray Ray: "Shit man, that's why Latrell shouldn't be involved in drive-by shootings. He is such a Dick Cheney."
by Big Snigglet December 9, 2008
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by B. Snooks June 16, 2010
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