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Chelsea "Banter" Club

Chelsea "Banter" Club is typically referred to as Chelsea FC. They are a banter club for many reasons, including the bottom-half spot in the premier league. Chelsea Football Club is a shit club just like its fellow London team Tottenham. Hopefully, they get a fucking manager who can manage.
Lionel Messi: Yo Cristiano, did you see Chelsea "Banter" Club get shit on by Manchester City?
Cristiano Ronaldo: No, I didn't see Chelsea "Banter" Club get shit on by Manchester City.

cheesily 

Cheesily <Adjective>: Taking an easy, often mundane, task and half-assing it anyway.
Jamie's task at work was cheesily done but the shortcuts he took were not noticed.
cheesily by just_retire March 8, 2016

Chelsea Academy 

chelsea academy is the shittest place on earth where teachers such as Miss Whittle, Mr Whitley and the weird guy who waits outside the school gate every morning care about taking your coat of inside, chewing gum and hearing a phone ring more than bullying and our actual education. The poor yr group:yr 9 some could say that we are the best however we suffer unconditionally with Ms Thakerer who is our favourite English teacher by day and the moany Deputy Head of year by night kmt then we have and THOMLINSON who is a alcoholic clearly, Ms Heatherington the lesbo etcccc in conclusion don’t come to our school
Neeky girl on tik tok: Ayo Chelsea Academy check

Ayo: shut up man yur breath stinks

Chelsea Clam Shell 

When You open your ass over someones head in a swallowing motion while they are passed out and push there head into your ass.
Cuzan johny passed out so i gave him a Chelsea Clam Shell,when he awoke he was not happy.
beautiful inside and out, and always puts other people before herself
I want to marry a cheli
cheli by chaim111111 May 26, 2018
Chelsey is the one girl that you dream about every night. She the most amazing girl you will ever meet. If u ever meet a chelsey, keep her with you forever. She is the perfect girl for anyone. Very beautiful, funny, talent, and has the best smile you will ever see. When your feeling down and you see her, ur mood changes. When she sad, your sad. When she happy, your happy. You will fall in love with this girl and better not ever let her go. She an Angel!
No ones is like Chelsey, no one in the world.
Chelsey by ChillinDylan May 14, 2015