Chelwood

A Chelwood is a rare species of the indigenous ape family. These primates traditionally have very small genitals and are known to commonly scratch, not their genitals, but rather the forefront of their most likely hair covered chest. It is a common known fact that one may contract Swetmanitis by coming in contact with a Chelwood’s testicular region. This disease affects a few number of people per year due to the fact that Chelwoods are rarely seen naked. But if one should come across an unclothed Chelwood it is best to make much noise so as to frighten the Chelwood into retreat. If this is ineffective, then the next course of action should be to run in the opposite direction while screaming, “Damnit Chelwood!”

"Damnit Chelwood!!!" -everyone

by Rufus Cogburn December 10, 2006

chellp

A prolonged suspense that ultimately leads to a disappointment.

Man, that concert we bought tickets for last year was such a chellp!

by d773H) August 8, 2020

Chelonald

A mixture of Chelanne and daddy Donald (Trump). Doesn't want to get into politics yet talks politics all the time and will assign a crap ton of work not knowing we have lives.

Pickle Rick: Did you do that work for Chelonald?
Totus: Hell no, Chelonald needs to CHILL!!!

by Echo_Echo54 November 5, 2018

Cello

A more commonly used named than Violincello, a string instrument that is played sitting down. It is held in between the knees and supsended off of the ground by an end pin. It is made of mostly wood and has four strings, A,D,G, and C. Traditionally, the strings were made from cat intestines, but now makers have moved onto steel and other synthetic materials. It is tuned an octave lower than the viola and one octave higher than the cello bass. It is said to be the instrument that most resembles the human voice, with its deep, rich tone. Famous cellist include Yo-Yo Ma, Rasputina featuring three cellist, and Apocalyptica featuring four.

1. The cello sounds beautiful.
2. That cellist sure has talent.

by Penguin October 21, 2004

Cello

my fav instrument ever! The cellists are the coolest kids in orchestra, not like the stuck up violins, shy violists, or- Actually, the bassists are pretty cool, too!

Awesome Cello Player: No, I can't do the dishes, I still haven't

learned the Goltermann Rondo, and I have a lesson tomorrow,

a masterclass on Wednesday, and my seating audition is next

Saturday. Jeez.

by Dobbstep August 26, 2012

Cello

A beautiful bowed, four stringed insrtument, played between the knees. it's in the tuning of C. it's strings are (from highest to lowest) A,D,G,C. it usually plays harmony or backround but is often featured in concertos and sonatas.

Yo-Yo Ma is a Cellist.
Rasputina is a band featuring 3 cellos.

by Richard February 3, 2004

Bap-chelor

A single man with a severe cleavage obsession, to the point where a Bap-chelor is also a bit of a pervert. Common noises made by a true Bapchelor are "Mmmmm...titties" along with the rasping noise often heard during dirty phone calls.

"Oi, Bap-chelor, stop looking at my baps"

"His head was in her cleavage all night...he's such a Bapchelor"

Girl with big knockers: "Hi, nice to meet you"
Bap-chelor: "Mmmmm...titties" <rasp> <rasp>
Girl with big knockers: "Ahhhhhhh! It's the Bap-chelor! Run!"

by petra1782 May 28, 2006