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Cheeseman

It’s basically a 80s chad he’s the loudest fastest talking retard at the party but he grabs your attention and your moms tits, he always fucks the hardest
That’s definitely a cheeseman his mullet fucks hard
by Gary cheeseman December 31, 2021
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Cheesemonkey

Derogatory; affectionate. A person who enjoys tacky, cheesy, kitschy, saccharine or niche art and/or humour and is considered, by the speaker, to be naive. Unhip. Geeky.
Jack: "Have you heard The Bad Plus' version of Everybody Wants to Rule the World?"
Jill: "You are such a cheesemonkey."
by A Harrow March 15, 2015
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Cheezeman

A guy who sucks toes for a living. Also popular slang used around Brampton in Toronto, referring to men that drink semen for breakfast. Also often referred to as Cheezemen or Cheezemans in plural.
Fredo: That dawg Marcus is such a Cheezeman
Marcus: Wdym bro toes taste good
Hugo: You need help my guy
by Infernooo_ January 9, 2022
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Cheesemare

Consuming too much cheese during daylight hours resulting in bad dreams.
Those juicy feta chunks gave me some wicked cheesemares last night.

Dude, I had the craziest cheesemare last night, woke up this morning sweating my ass off!
by KennyKendeera March 18, 2010
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Cheesemonkey

A very clever monkey who lives in a cave of cheeseburgers, has cheesemonkey farms in Illinois next to walmart, is danish, and hates George W. Bush for eating 2 monkeys and refusing to pay.
cheeto penis envy

im a piece of cheesemonkey - ness! YO
by Sally Jingle Tush March 6, 2008
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cheesemonger

Seller of cheese for personal or domestic uses
The cheesemonger showed us his wares
by bob November 23, 2002
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cheesemail

Annoying chain mail that contains 1. stupid videos 2. stupid cartoons 3. a recommendation to forward it to all of your friends so you can annoy them as well (or it won't come true) 4. links that someone thinks is too funny, too cute, almost made them cry, etc.
My (retired) father has been mail bombing my inbox all day with cheesemail because he has nothing better to do.
by DCRabbit January 14, 2011
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