Cheesewheel High

The act of being high enough to eat an entire cheese wheel.

Dude... how high are you??

Bro... im cheesewheel high.

by thugnuggin August 31, 2011

Cheesewheel Chode

A dick that's wider than it is long (usually more than 3 inches wide but under 2 inches long).
Also, very hard to masturbate with, so most people with chode's have to "beat it" like a DJ.

Girl: It's so... WIDE!!!

Guy: So?

Girl: I can't even fit it into my mouth! YOU HAVE A CHEESEWHEEL CHODE!!!

by Aslap927 June 20, 2009

Cheesewheel

A penis that is wider than it is long. People that have cheesewheel's are usually disgruntled and like corn. Hank Fox has a cheesewheel.

God, look at that stupid redneck Hank.
He has such a large cheesewheel

by CornStalker March 4, 2009

cheesewheel

1. A puffy and kind of stunned looking frat boy who probably wears polo shirts and listens to cock-rock. "Dude, you know the best man always bangs the maid of honour," is a common utterance of the cheesewheel; a cretinous twat-waffle; a male, bloated in both body and hair; a suburban mouth-breather.

2. A male child without a hope of ever being mistaken for intelligent, i.e., a little cheese.

"Check out the cheesewheel. A rare find in the museum. I gather he must have stumbled confusedly through the entrance after a clumsy attempt to 'pound' his own reflection in the glass of the door. What a fucking cheese."

by hostofhosts September 20, 2009

cheesewheel

A dick that resembles a cheesewheel.
It is a chode, but much wider.

"My cheesewheel is so wide, i gotta jack off like a DJ!"

by B.$$$.DUBBS January 7, 2006

CheeseWheel

When a person's dick is relatively short in length but the width is phenomenal. Usually the width is at least 4 times the lengths. A synonym for CheeseWheel is panty wetter.

You oughta seen this guy, his dick was 2 inches long but like a foot long, like a CheeseWheel!!!

by eric_howie May 22, 2014

cheesewheel

The act of trying to perform auto-felatio on one's self. Usally done in a sommersault style.

I pulled a muscle in my neck while cheesewheeling.

by MikeVT July 24, 2008