smooth-cheeked

A boy or man with no facial hair whatsoever. If you´re really harsh it could just be a dude without a beard.

Hey, look at that smooth-cheeked dude over there!

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red cheeked cunt

a red cheeked cunt is a manslag who’s cheeks are always red and looks like they have painted their face red

daniel: omg look at that red cheeked cunt
tracy: what’s that?¿
daniel: oh tracy, i have a lot of explaining to do

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The position of your pants half way down your ass cheeks, before you shit yourself.

"I was Half-Cheeked before my ass took a nap and I shit myself."

"Bro, wtf."

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A milf generally with a fat ass that tends to be called sarah

Did you see Sarah Lowe she was double cheeked up

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Stop trying to rebut me with your one cheeked remarks.

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when someone sends a picture of their bare ass and then says "get cheeked"

susan sent raffey a picture of her ass she would say "get cheeked"

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A meme greeting originating from 4chan
The appropriate response is "Mating press"

Bae: Ch-Cheesed to meet you.
Judge: Mating press

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