Chicknuts

A lesbian with a set of nards.

i wish she would stop pressing her chicknuts up against me in the server room.

by WTFML1 April 29, 2011

dick checkout counter

1. Bizznatch
2. Funny line from some online comic

Bizznatch is the dick checkout counter!

by ryan September 6, 2004

The Kansas city Hotelroom Checkout

The act of a quick Hotelroom checkout.

How to us the Kansas city Hotelroom checkout. Take a girl to a hotel make sure she is the one to check in. Make sure they have chairs with arms and legs on them. Tie her to the chair with rope and velcro tiedowns or hand cuffs. You will need a vibrator. Stay a while and us the vibrator. Then with out warning stick it inside her, use her socks, panties or what ever you can find to make sure it stays inside. Call for room servise and ask for clean sheets. Then go to the door wait till she asks you where are you going then just close the door and leave. Then wait outside in the parkinglot to see how she likes the room servise.

by Mrs. hotel April 10, 2008

checkoutbot

A checkoutbot is a humanoid appearing object behind a counter at a checkout register that appears to be human but in fact is so heavily controlled by regulations and policies it is in fact no longer capable of acting like a human being and for all intents and purposes is nothing but a mindless robot.

I got a 1$ extrabucks coupon at CVS yesterday and tried to buy a bottle of seasoning with it, but the checkoutbot at the counter said the coupon wads for 1$ and the seasoning was "Only 99 cents" so it would not let me use the coupon when I refused to buy anything more. So I could not make a 99 cent purchase with a 1$ coupon because the checkoutbot was so devoid of human logic and reasoning it was incapable of taking any intelligent action.

by doc strangelove! September 4, 2011

Checkout Hayley

An indecisive shopper. Often approaches the checkout with the intention of paying only to walk away again.

"Oh no! Is that Mrs Margaret?"

"Yeah, so?"

"She's so annoying, she brings her basket to the checkout, spends ages talking about her cats, holds up the queue and then goes back to Aisle 6 for her stem ginger biscuits."

"Oh dear, she sounds like a bit of

a Checkout Hayley."

by chrisspencer3993 August 25, 2020

Checkout-gasm

Term for resellers who successfully copped/secured a hype pair through a fcfs (first come, first serve) release mechanic. The feeling is quite similar to having a high like an orgasm but a bit more subtle and without the mess

Person A: Man, felt that sweet Checkout-gasm when I copped several pairs of Yzy quantums. Imma be friggin rich #hustlelife #respect

Person B: Bro those are bricks you idiot

by gonxfreecs99 October 20, 2020

checkout time

refering to the time you die.

it's been a long haul and i'm about ready for checkout time.

by pussy bee December 24, 2021