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captain raymond holt

Captain on Brooklyn 99. Intellectual and stoic, you'll never guess what he's thinking. He's strict but loving, and is pretty much Jake Peralta's dad at this point. He's been an openly gay cop since 1987, and he's married to Kevin Kozner, a professor at Columbia. Aims to become commissioner someday.
Is that Captain Raymond Holt? Ugh, I hate how he always makes us wear ties.
by Brooklyn-Define-Define October 6, 2018
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Captain Obvious

a sarcastic name for someone who states the obvious
Cat: "The sky is blue"
Rich: "Thanks, Captain Obvious"
by Breezy April 13, 2004
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Captain Butthurt

Someone who is consistently angry or aggravated at everyone and everything.
Sam: Dude is Danny being Captain Burrhurt again?
Nate: Yeah he just punched Brandon for laughing at him, he's definitely being Captain Butthurt
by ThatOneWhiteGuyEveryoneHugs August 18, 2013
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captain iridium

A designation given to someone who is beyond clueless on statements that are more than obvious to everyone else

Someone who is slow to catch on or major dense. When references are made that they should know they respond with 'HUH?'. Typically you need to repeat it 2 or 3 times and then after the 3rd time you have to break down get all upset and explain it in gory details to them.

This was coined as iridium is the densest material known to man.
Can someone please explain winders logic to Captain Iridium? I have told him three times already and will kill myself if I have to again.
by 1337c0d3d00d December 5, 2011
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Captain Security

An obsessively secretive person who constantly locks his/her doors, pretends is always in meeting or heaving some dates and can never give a straight answer to a simple questions. In reality the person is a complete phony and tries to put himself above others. In fact the person is a complete dickhead.
Mike: Hi Al what are you doing today for lunch?
Al: I can not tell you I am doing some important stuff.
Mike: Stop playing some kind of fucking Captain Security. Everybody in the office knows it is all bullshit. You have lunch all alone in the basement and nobody ever call you for a meeting.
by buck neckid ALM November 2, 2010
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captain bringdown

pejorative term used to best describe the guy at the party who kills the mood with a depressing story
The soiree quickly went south when Carl ,aka "captain bringdown",
mentioned his
puppy died.
See "Debbie Downer"
by sheila in the car June 9, 2009
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captain Alex

Supa famous ugandan commando who was killed by REDACTED
No one knows who killed captain alex....

whoever did it is A VERY dangerous man
Uganda citizen : Where is captain alex
Uganda Ghetto Air Force : He is dead
Uganda citizen : But WHO KILLED CAPTAIN ALEX
by Dolan Trumpet February 20, 2020
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