chaocracy

Chaocracy is a political system that surpasses democracy!

A legislative body is selected by random means.

This body contains people of all sexes and ages.

A civil service will advise this legislative body.

One half of those chosen will be replaced by

random means every few years.

invented by Peter J. Carroll

and published in his book PsyberMagick

In some countries democracy has become stagnant and tyrannical so chaocracy is here to save the day. When can we start??

by Elway7779 November 27, 2013

chavo guerero

One of the most underrated wrestlers in the wwe today. This guy has done a lot for his company and is currently making appearances on smackdown.

chavo guerero is a former wwe world cruiserweight champion as well as a numerous time wwe tag team champion with the late great eddie guerero.

by shane diaz July 14, 2006

Chavacino

AKA:
Cheap Shit

Definition:
A lukewarm bottle of white lightning cider - normally warm from weeks of hiding under some young chav's bed, or a couple of hours sitting between the La Coste wrapped legs of a chav waiting in his den (McDonalds) to come out at night and 'go over the park'.

"I had a proper good chavacino last night, I got well smashed on it."
"The closest you'll ever get to culture is a chavacino."
"I had so much chavacino I threw up burburry vomit..."

by Rhythm May 13, 2005

chavscum

Ive been attacked by chavs twice second time badly both for no reason so i think i have a right to say there mean bastards that dont seem to have any empathy for anyone even there mates. There prejudice bastards like the ku klux klan(hated black people and if there are still any still do) I dont think chavs can be classified as human to be honest because there so prejudice. Oh and EXTREMELY rare for them to pick a fair fight usually its 7 on 1. If you see a chav walking alone which is also very rare you can be sure that he'll shit himself if you go up to him. Oh and if you ask me i think alot of them seem to have retarded mouth problem cos there mouths look like gorrilaz and they cant speak english or they wouldnt spell thick fick lol.

Chavscum ring leader: come on then u fukin statin
Chavscum minions: attack wen he attacks

by jake mog November 29, 2007

chapocel

A frequent user and subscriber to r/ChapoTrapHouse - a commie/tankie subreddit vastly populated by edgy, pimple faced teens trying to be rebellious from the comfort of their middle class bedrooms. Chapocels are hardline Marxists and Stalinists who also vehemently support Bernie Sanders and can't meme to save their lives. Think that nature is oppressing them and everything should be free, including mandatory government allocated vagina.

The suffix -cel refers to incel - an involuntary celibate individual (usually male) that can't get laid even by paying hookers.

In short, a chapocel is a commie incel that has failed at life.

Bro 1: Hey look at these homeless crackheads on the corner protesting something

Bro 2: Nah bro, that's just a bunch of chapocels demanding free shit because they're too lazy to get a job

by yourmomsboyfriend March 18, 2020

Chavoplex

A term used to describe or characterise any (large) building in which chavs frequently congregate, e.g. Malls, Cinema complexes

- D'you wanna go to the mall later?
+ Hell no! Thats a chavoplex if ever I saw one.

by Jo-jo Ago-go March 6, 2007

Chavoflage

An item of clothing or other prop that enables one to pass amongst/pass oneself off as a Chav. For example a Greggs Pasty, a can of "spesh" or a Burberry tracksuit.

If we're going into Wythenshawe you'd better wear a hoody and we'll stop off at Greggs for some chavoflage!

by SwindonCoder November 25, 2010