chander

chaun-dehr

An "omni-word" that is can be used to describe any object or person. Also most commonly used as an explicative (or verb).

Began in Northwestern University in December of 2009, its use continues to propagate through college campuses throughout the country.

"O chander, whats up?"

(Man steps in dog shit) "CHANDER! I just ruined my brand new fucking shoes!"

by chanderlover May 13, 2010

Calenderize

To add something onto a calender or schedule.

Person 1: Did you remember about the party tomorrow?

Person 2: Oh no, I forgot to calenderize it!

by K and K incorperated July 6, 2010

calender-cock

when a person, usually male, divides his penis into 12 equal segments and labels them with the months of the year, starting with January at the tip. Each year that passes, the calender cock will be given a sacrificial virgin with a particularly tight minge. The calender cock must perform intercourse with said virgin once a day, thus gradually increasing the threshold for cock at the rate of 1 segment per month. some larger calender cocks can have the accuracy of weeks or in some extreme cases even to the day

Steve: Hey man, what month is it?

Delroy: I dunno lid ask the calender-cock innit

Steve: Hey Jauquim, what month is it?

Jauquim: September

Steve: Sweet!

by BradenBirk June 20, 2009

calendergasm

Its when the time/date show the same number/s in each field.

*Woot, in before Tom!*

the ninth second of the ninth minute of the ninth hour of the ninth day of the ninth month of 2009

calendergasm'ed would be

09/09/09/09/09/09

by CarlTomTristan September 9, 2009

Calender

Describes a time and place where one does not give a shit if the correct spelling of the word calendar is used.

Here is the calender for the day

Stick your calender where the sun don't shine

"oi mate, you know what the date is?"

"No. I don't give a calender

by Bigpappa6969696969696996969696 April 5, 2018

[Rave] [Calender]

A Calender based and made to revolve around Raves. Meaning it includes the dates and places of where any Raves would be.

EX: (Not real)The Rave Calender shows the following: Kandi Plane Oct, 25, 2005

by OrgyGlowstix August 24, 2008

hardtime calender

When a inmate in prison has a calender up and is crossing out everyday that passes

I only have 60days left in here is going by so slow ive got the hardtime calender up

by dbest00 April 12, 2017