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Get the channin mug.Among the most versatile words in the history of all languages, the word 'chainis', as some like to enunciate it, is a word applicable in all contexts and situations, taking on a plethora of meanings from the soft grace of a rose petal as it gently lays to rest in a calm, summer pond to being a complete dumbass. It is often aptly altered with prefixes, post-fixes and other common grammatical constructions to suit the general mood being felt by a group of individuals. It is believed by traditionalists that embedded within every soul, is the desire to utter such glory. The fulfillment felt by one who recites it at the appropriate time is distinct and available only to those of refined taste. Contrary to popular opinion, chainis is not the equivalent to 'Chinese' (an Asian nationality and culture) and any such attempt to assert this is offensive, ignorant and met with contempt.
Friend: "Hey man, are you going to paintball this weekend?"
Gentleman: "Chainis ;)"
Friend: "...Is that a yes or a no?"
Barista: "Hello sir, would you like cream or sugar in your coffee today?"
Gentleman: "Chainis ;)"
Barista: "You again!?! Security!"
Priest: "Do you take her as your lawfully wedded wife?"
Gentleman: "Chainis"
Priest: "Wow, just wow, I'm so done with this shit."
*Flips over table holding wedding cake and leaves*
Fiancee: "You've ruined everything! I hate you!"
*Starts crying and storms off*
Man of Lesser Intellect: "Hey, you know its really immature and unbecoming of you to keep using that silly word."
Gentleman: "Shut up, you chainis."
Man of Lesser Intellect: "Getting real tired of your shit..."
Psychotherapist: "So tell me, when did you first start using this word, what was it... chainis?"
Gentleman: "Don't try that simplified chainis bullshit with me, all you'll get is a plate full of chainis with side order of chainis and also, chainis"
Psychotherapist: *writes in notepad* "Needs extensive treatment, possibly electroshock therapy with several rounds of psychoactive medication"
Priest: "Does anybody wish to say any last words before we lower his body into the ground?"
Resentful Spirit: "Yeah, why don't you go chainis yourself, you post-chainis chainiser"
Resentful Spirit 2: "Nigga, you owe me rent!"
Gentleman: "Chainis ;)"
Friend: "...Is that a yes or a no?"
Barista: "Hello sir, would you like cream or sugar in your coffee today?"
Gentleman: "Chainis ;)"
Barista: "You again!?! Security!"
Priest: "Do you take her as your lawfully wedded wife?"
Gentleman: "Chainis"
Priest: "Wow, just wow, I'm so done with this shit."
*Flips over table holding wedding cake and leaves*
Fiancee: "You've ruined everything! I hate you!"
*Starts crying and storms off*
Man of Lesser Intellect: "Hey, you know its really immature and unbecoming of you to keep using that silly word."
Gentleman: "Shut up, you chainis."
Man of Lesser Intellect: "Getting real tired of your shit..."
Psychotherapist: "So tell me, when did you first start using this word, what was it... chainis?"
Gentleman: "Don't try that simplified chainis bullshit with me, all you'll get is a plate full of chainis with side order of chainis and also, chainis"
Psychotherapist: *writes in notepad* "Needs extensive treatment, possibly electroshock therapy with several rounds of psychoactive medication"
Priest: "Does anybody wish to say any last words before we lower his body into the ground?"
Resentful Spirit: "Yeah, why don't you go chainis yourself, you post-chainis chainiser"
Resentful Spirit 2: "Nigga, you owe me rent!"
by shaymis lue December 13, 2014
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Get the Chani mug.She's a weapon alright. Spears all the boys hearts with her exquisite unforgettable looks. With a booty the size of Kim kardashians and as beautiful as the first spring flower.
Everyone is inspired by her undeniable flawless curves however intimidated due to her striking beauty.
Get to know chanita and you will be shocked as to how you feel towards her. Everyone has a love like no other for this pearl of beauty. She is full of happiness and joy that is contagious and lights you up when your around her along side the powerful sexiness she emits to the people around her.
I wish I had a chanita and I'm sure you do too
Everyone is inspired by her undeniable flawless curves however intimidated due to her striking beauty.
Get to know chanita and you will be shocked as to how you feel towards her. Everyone has a love like no other for this pearl of beauty. She is full of happiness and joy that is contagious and lights you up when your around her along side the powerful sexiness she emits to the people around her.
I wish I had a chanita and I'm sure you do too
by Lachani December 19, 2016
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she has many friends, but sometimes doesnt feel loved. she can pretty much get any boy, she's amazing.
before this, her name wasnt in this website. she cares what people think, but not alot. shes social. most people love her!
she has many friends, but sometimes doesnt feel loved. she can pretty much get any boy, she's amazing.
before this, her name wasnt in this website. she cares what people think, but not alot. shes social. most people love her!
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