Charlie's 'stache

1. Charlie Swan's facial hair in the Twilight movie (2008). It is extremely intimidating, especially if Charlie is holding a rifle.

2. The most painful way to die.

1. Dude, I went to ask Bella to prom, but chickened out when I saw Charlie's 'stache a mile away!

The two girls giggled mercilessly at Charlie's 'stache, still slightly terrified even though he was glaring at Edward.

2. Fear the wrath of Charlie's 'stache.

by Liarface December 9, 2008

Charlie’s mum

A sexy women who all kids have a go with 😉

Hey man I just banged a woman, she was almost as good as Charlie’s mum

by Xxx_billyplayzminecraft_xxX May 22, 2018

Charlie's dad

Charlie's dad wakes up in the morning witch a 1cm pice off wood in his pants he goes down stairs to see his kids and accidentally got his daughter pregnant and his son got an other erection when his dads oak wood when's into his earthly bumhole

Charlie's dad has morning wood

by Pugsarefuckingsexy January 26, 2019

Charlie’s dick

It’s long ( 14 inches) and girls called Sophia or Kyra like to suck it.

Charlie’s dick YES Take it anal

by Suck me asshole June 4, 2019

charlie’s syndrome

It’s a syndrome where you’re obsessively thinking about guy named Charles

— Hey why are you smiling
— I’m just thinking about Charlie you know

— You have Charlie’s syndrome bitch

by nuwandadalton April 17, 2021

Charlie's Law

The natural phenomenon that describes the attraction between two people named Charlie for no other reason than having the name of Charlie.

I don't know why Im attracted to him... we're both named Charlie...must be Charlie's Law!

by Josuke Higashikata 99 June 24, 2022

Charlie's Cap

A shield for Charlie's godly hair and beauty that has the ability to blind all mortals due to its sheer glory.

Jimothy: wtf happened to your eyes?
Jack: I witnessed Charlie's Cap being taken off, I am now blinded by the sheer Gigachadness that Charlie exudes
Jimothy: Yeah, Charlie is the father to my 45 children

by AsianFetus May 20, 2022